Sexual Secrete of mine

[Deathelmm]

Ive been with a few womanz in my time.. And i have this unique pleasure which most people would not offer woman. "The Pleasure of Touch"

You see... When you are with your partner as you both are laying there, tell her to close her eyez. As the sexual pheromons are at its peak!

lift her shirt up... and right below the belly button an inch or soo..
Gentle, very gentle, like a feather.. run your middle finger across her abdomin part.
This works extremly well when you are with a new woman. or a good sex life. etc etc.

[Arshes Nei]

umm WTF?

[DeadlyFreeze]

.....

[phoric]

well duh

[Mr Man]

Joining in

[Deathelmm]

Try It.

[Moai]

se·crete1 /sɪˈkrit/
–verb (used with object), -cret·ed, -cret·ing.
to discharge, generate, or release by the process of secretion.

Oh boy, sexual secretions!

[Hyskoa]

How to make a mob go wtf in one easy step.
1) Share your sexlife or parts of it.

[Seedling]

Deathelmm, don’t teach your grandmother to suck eggs. She already knows how.

[Elwell]

All is explained here.

tic tic tic tic tic...

[Rhynome]

Wait, who didn't know this already?

Hadn't anyone noticed that when people of both sexes get slightly on heat they are often inclined to put an arm over the area mentioned in the original post? Women especially it seems...

Now here comes the really creepy part, one explanation I've heard for it is that it's apparently got something to do with physical contact with your mother when you were a small child... Oh well, Oedipus Shmoedipus, as long as he loves his mamma.

[Arshes Nei]

All is explained here.

tic tic tic tic tic...

Oh god, I laughed and got water I was drinking all over the screen XD

[Deathelmm]

Lawls. Lawls LAwls.... heheheeeh LAwls. were having funn todays arnt we

[Deathelmm]

dont talk about grandma like that shes old and i fear for when she dose die.

[John]

Dude you don't just go around telling everyone about the secret. Serious. Now the secret society of people who have sex is going to hunt you down. Just don't tell them the other one.

[Arshes Nei]

When I saw the thread title I was gonna go in and report the post because I thought it was a Viagra/Cialis spambot XD

[sve]

Mask, do I know you? ...

[JAG.]

well.. i guess this counts as my 'wtf moment' of the day.. but what the hell i'll share my sexual secret too. here it is:



- JAG

[Deathelmm]

hahahahaha, i suppose Jag
i suppose xD

[magicgoo]

Pleze dun't be in mah forumz, secreting ur sexes thnxkbai.

[vigostar]

so what exactly am I supposed to do after she gets hot..? I'm taking notes

[Moai]

All is explained here.

tic tic tic tic tic...

Beautiful, Elwell. Just beautiful.

Edit: And it's still in progress, too! A new idiocy every minute!

[0kelvin]

Yowzers.

[dfacto]

Daz's secret was better.

[skullsquid]

I have the secret to drawing and sexual pleasuring.

[Elwell]

I have the secret to drawing and sexual pleasuring.

Oooooh, CALLBACK!

[Deathelmm]

This is the lounge. I get to post anything off topic and well.. This is Off topic. So yall can either take my secrete. or go fuck your own selves with my secrete either way it wont work good if you are doing it to yourself.

[Rhynome]

To be honest I'd rather not fuck myself with your sex secretions, it could get quite icky.

[Elwell]

I get to post

tic tic tic ...

[wild thing]

lol internet