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Alcoholic Side Effects
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an a-hole.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuem, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear".
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
The thing about Tim and Eric is that you either love it or hate it. There's no inbetween.
It reminds me a bit of Youtube Poop in that the people who don't like it have no clue why someone else could, and make the ignorant assumption that you have to be on drugs to find it entertaining.
i clearly just meant ME its over the top for ME not assuming anything beyond that ^^
Reminds me a bit of the general internet forum post poop, where people assume you meant a particular thing when you clearly didnt cause its ALWAYS the worst case on the interwebzzzzzz, always.
Nah, I didn't accuse you of that. I was just yapping. Sorry for the confusion.
Dunno if these have been posted yet, but anyway some of them are pretty nifty.
Aaand, something for fun.
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Wisdom of the day.
"I wish to paint in such a manner as if I were photographing dreams" - Zdzislaw BeksinskiMy Happy Little Sketchbook, please check it out and help me get better!
That list of nifty things sure is nifty.
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