The real meaning of life

**Mullet** · July 15th, 2006, 12:17 AM

I've figured out the meaning of life and what people trick you into thinking it is.

Many philosopher's believe the meaning of life is what the majority think it is and that is to earn money and raise a family. But! alot of people haven't done any research on the matter like me. I've talked to and met people and heard what they think the meaning is and they all think it is to earn money and raise a family. I've concluded that, that is what people have been told to think by employers, schools and any sort of institution so that people don't figure the real meaning out and so that people devote themselves to working hard for that employer or school and paying taxes and not going off seeking the real answers that only a select few are suppose to know about. 8)

The real answer to life has something to do with art and breaking the trend to go off and do your own thing away from life and not be part of the rat race. It's that simple and it's not that far away either.

pld:

-Mullet. A man of integrity.

EDIT: This is not an opinion, this ideal has a cult like following in some areas.

**jetpack42** · July 15th, 2006, 12:19 AM

Recently I discovered that the True Meaning of Life was to headbutt an italian in the chest.

**luxun** · July 15th, 2006, 12:29 AM

dont talk out loud about something like this.

"They" may be listening

**That fat kid** · July 15th, 2006, 12:30 AM

The juxtaposition of the words 'mullet' and 'intergrity' in this post makes it just that much more absurd.

**Mullet** · July 15th, 2006, 12:36 AM

Luxun understands.
The old hippies in their communals were close to the 'truth' but they were without rules and direction and then the powers that be closed them down. Very suspicious if you asked me......

**Snarfevs** · July 15th, 2006, 12:42 AM

I must confess that I clicked this topic with the expectation of finding a page of links for cheap phentermine, refinancing and mmorpg gold.

**Mullet** · July 15th, 2006, 12:50 AM

you found something much more worthwhile, you know voodo priests of hadies don't know it, people search their whole lives for this secret and some would value the answer at a higher price than the holy grail. But here I am at 22 and am already aware of it. Although usually more times than not the meaning of life is different for different people which I forgot to mention.

**Ilaekae** · July 15th, 2006, 01:00 AM

For most of the people my age, it's "Don't masturbate in public."

Mullet? You're kidding...right? Are you from Pittsburgh? With a name like that, you gotta be...

**light** · July 15th, 2006, 01:06 AM

Or... maybe, and this is just my crackpot, crazyass, moronic, intense, insane, underthought, undeveloped, rushed, pushed, molded, bouldered, vaccinated, overloaded, underdrived, exported, outsourced, fucked over, cockjuggled, juicy, sirloinesque, virgin idea, but maybe everybody has their own idea of "meaning of life".

**luxun** · July 15th, 2006, 01:07 AM

my comment was actually kinda supposed to make fun of you....

**DavePalumbo** · July 15th, 2006, 01:07 AM

you can't try to get in the "worst of CA", it's just something that happens.

**Mullet** · July 15th, 2006, 01:09 AM

I was lost in transit not coming or going and then I found the answer much like a non believer being converted, it's similar to what sort of culture you fit into like biker, hippy, beatnik etc. I explained that for me it was to drop out of society and practise art travelling from coffee bar to blues cafes and so on but it's so much more than that also it's a revelation really which is hard to put into words because you suddenly realise how wrong you have been. I've told you that dropping out of society is the first step then you have to do some 'soul searching'.

**DavePalumbo** · July 15th, 2006, 01:11 AM

I've told you that dropping out of society is the first step then you have to do some 'soul searching'.

so it's like that movie Fight Club?

**Mullet** · July 15th, 2006, 01:12 AM

Worst of CA? my friend this is the best of CA.
Besides what good is being cynical if you have no better plan?

**Elwell** · July 15th, 2006, 01:15 AM

Originally Posted by Snarfevs

I must confess that I clicked this topic with the expectation of finding a page of links for cheap phentermine, refinancing and mmorpg gold.

Would have been an improvement.

**Rascar Capac** · July 15th, 2006, 01:32 AM

Let me guess..you took some of that Diazepam Samantha was offering?

**CaptainInsano** · July 15th, 2006, 01:53 AM

so you're telling me that the meaning of life is NOT just eating pie and getting drunk?

My whole life has been a lie...

**luxun** · July 15th, 2006, 02:01 AM

Originally Posted by ParkerD

so you're telling me that the meaning of life is NOT just eating pie and getting drunk?

My whole life has been a lie...

im sorry to inform you that yes, that is an evil lie manufactured by the Pie and Booze companies. i hope you will get through the hard time that follows the discovering of this truth.

**sweetoblivion314** · July 15th, 2006, 02:03 AM

didn't we have this discussion already?

**Mullet** · July 15th, 2006, 02:05 AM

Luxun you're perhaps the one who understands but maybe you aren't because when you're sure you will really know. All you have to keep doing is asking 'WHY?' and then when you've lost all your faith you will understand. The path is open to be walked

**JERI** · July 15th, 2006, 02:11 AM

This is now a thread about headbutting an Italian soccer player.

**Elwell** · July 15th, 2006, 02:23 AM

Originally Posted by JERI

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**Mullet** · July 15th, 2006, 02:25 AM

I thought this might happen, but then again maybe I really don't know the secret and maybe I just started this thread to see if someone else could figure the meaning out for me, then I could sell that theory off as my own..but I guess we'll never know....ever..

**Elwell** · July 15th, 2006, 02:32 AM

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**Red_Rook** · July 15th, 2006, 03:16 AM

Originally Posted by DavePalumbo

you can't try to get in the "worst of CA", it's just something that happens.

quoted for emphasis.

**Mullet** · July 15th, 2006, 03:25 AM

the meaning of life has pre determined where this thread is destined. Just as the meaning has determined alot of things. I could even go as far as to say that the meaning of life made me start this thread...

**Steph Laberis** · July 15th, 2006, 03:25 AM

The meaning of life is Stinky Wizzleteats.

Thank you, Elwell.

**s.ketch** · July 15th, 2006, 03:38 AM

Well I may not know the meaning of life, but I do know that my life will have no meaning if I dont GO DRAW SOMTHING.

**Cwn Annwn** · July 15th, 2006, 03:40 AM

OK, I've got my grains of salt held tight in my left hand, but I'm going to try and take this as an attempt at serious discussion.

Mullet, thread derailments aside, do you seriously think that one way one life is the only way for the billions of people upon the earth?
That there is only one true way or meaning? That the way for you will be the same for your neighbour, the Kalahari bushman, the oppressed Papuan villager and the privileged son of an English nobleman?

Seriously dude, have a think about some of the stuff you wrote. Preferably with a clear head. Natural isn't always better...

BTW JERI, Zidane made my day. The match was otherwise a time waster, pure entertainment.

**0kelvin** · July 15th, 2006, 03:42 AM

I know the meaning of life. You can find it out too! All you have to do is say out loud before you go to sleep:

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"

And then the answer will come to you that night while you sleep.

Apparently the meaning of life has something to do with Dan Brown being a fraud from the 4th dimension.

0kelvin