morning ritual

[jasonnavarrette]

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because..well she's a chick) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

[Fellah.]

ok...

[dfacto]

My gaydar just picked up a signal.

[Helzon]

Oh christ....where's the "way oversharing" and/or "I could have died perfectly content without knowing that" emoticon?

[Tyranx]

lol wtf, that made me laugh regardless.

[MoP]

That was pretty hilarious!

[Grooveholmes]

The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

hahahahahhahaha

[Snarfevs]

Draw crosshairs on your glasses it looks awesome.

[Crashbug]

thanks for the nightmares. lol

[vigostar]

Wow, that was some funny shit.. Although I think Conceptart.org has reached a new low

[AndreasM]

Now, how did it occur to you that sharing this on the net was a good idea?

[strych9ine]

I have a ritual in the shower too, I call it the Kevin Spacey. When I'm done, I quote American Beauty.

"Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here."

[Red_Rook]

ok enuff this is crap