Last Man Standing 2: Round 1

**Ilaekae** · July 11th, 2006, 09:49 PM

This is a warning...

I have no beer. My coffee sucks. And I can't eat sugar. My cigs taste like a burnt wading pool.

I DO have a 2x4 studded with fish-hooks and broken glass. By Sunday, I will...want...to...hurt...somebody...real...bad...

...but...don't mind me. I'm fine...

**S.C. Watson** · July 11th, 2006, 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by Ilaekae

... By Sunday, I will...want...to...hurt...somebody...real...bad...

...but...don't mind me. I'm fine...

So. You're down to one day a week now? Good for you, man. I knew you could break that addiction!

**Ilaekae** · July 11th, 2006, 10:02 PM

I go to meetings...once a day...except Sundays...

**Sundance** · July 11th, 2006, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by Ilaekae

"I'm going to MS Paint some vulgar graffiti on all of your entries... a couple of mutant penis monsters here, a couple alien mouth-vaginas there, a portrait of Sundance's mother from behind."

YOU SONOVABITCH! You complain about the teasers then you tell everybody exactly what I submitted! You...you..BITE ME, CODE MAN!

Damn I love you...totally in a chloroform soaked rag sorta way.

**Ilaekae** · July 11th, 2006, 10:20 PM

i love you, too, Sun Burnt...

and while I'm here...does anyone else think it's strange that this thread--on an art forum--has nearly 40,000 views...and there isn't any art to speak of in it?

**Tetsuo** · July 11th, 2006, 10:28 PM

pud i just gizzed all over my keyboard to the mozarts....mmmm tasty

**spacemanchris** · July 11th, 2006, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by Ilaekae

i love you, too, Sun Burnt...

and while I'm here...does anyone else think it's strange that this thread--on an art forum--has nearly 40,000 views...and there isn't any art to speak of in it?

I think I may personally account for about 1,000 of those views and at least a couple pages worth of comments. Multiply psychos like me by 270, and we are way below what we should be at

I still really want to know who didn't make the deadline at all, and didn't submit. Terrorizing those people could occupy our time until the results are up !

-Chris

**coondoggle** · July 11th, 2006, 11:15 PM

To make people more antsy, I sit next to Dougbot and can verify that his piece is a large page of very sexy rainbow colored nipples.

**Groover McNab** · July 12th, 2006, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by coondoggle

To make people more antsy, I sit next to Dougbot and can verify that his piece is a large page of very sexy rainbow colored nipples.

Aaaah. I can't wait for teh sexy. I didn't even think to put regular nipples in mine.

**redehlert** · July 12th, 2006, 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by Tetsuo

pud i just gizzed all over my keyboard to the mozarts....mmmm tasty

which was tasty? the mozarts or yer gizz?
next question....and why the funk would i want or need to know that?
pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

coondoggle - was dougie 5 usin' the arena net crew for inspiration?

cheers!
d

**chaosrocks** · July 12th, 2006, 12:46 AM

you guys make my day...oh wait its tomorrow..and Im still stuck in this theater doing laundry for stinky Actors who don't f-ing appreciate it
and there's no Gin here at all!!!!

did you know that the only way to get black paint off your teeth is with ETOH? and half my pirates are under 21 ...Im in trouble......hehehe
and holographic glitter doesn't come off at all. Guess where I put it?

chaos

just biding my time.....
should be drawing but I didn't bring my wacom tablet to work
depressing cause I have 6 costume renders to do for the display cabinets by tomorrow night......the costumes are already done... yeah I make them and then draw them.....isn't that the order they are supposed to be in?

**DavePalumbo** · July 12th, 2006, 12:48 AM

holographic glitter doesn't come off at all. Guess where I put it?

please people, let's finish the first round before making suggestions for round two's topic

**Ilaekae** · July 12th, 2006, 12:52 AM

"holographic glitter doesn't come off at all. Guess where I put it?"

OO OO! Is it bigger than a bread box and are tassles involved?

**chaosrocks** · July 12th, 2006, 01:07 AM

depends on how big the breadbox is.......
chaos

**strych9ine** · July 12th, 2006, 01:13 AM

Noodle time over.

**Mike Corriero** · July 12th, 2006, 01:41 AM

all this nipple talk reminds me I saw a Mother Gorilla today at the bronx zoo with her baby sleeping laying on her stomache, so what does the mother do? She squeezes her neeple and leads the milk in the direction of her mouth..yum

**Ilaekae** · July 12th, 2006, 01:59 AM

You're a very strange person, Mr. AllCaps...

**steak-tron** · July 12th, 2006, 02:27 AM

I like you too Strych9ine, but I don't envy you

**dark sepiroth** · July 12th, 2006, 06:23 AM

Yo Strych9ine,

I replied to your mail.
The college server appears to be down. This means some others will be having the same problem as me if you haven't downloaded the images before yesterday to your computer.

People like Robot, David Smit, Floris Didden, Thrillzilla, Kawaii can experience the same problem. Maybe it can help ya.

**dark sepiroth** · July 12th, 2006, 06:25 AM

Oh damn I really could have used that extra time to make things better.
Damn didn't read some parts in this thread. My work wasn't really finished lol

Oh well.
I'll rework it later after TD then.

**KaWaii** · July 12th, 2006, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by dark sepiroth

Yo Strych9ine,

I replied to your mail.
The college server appears to be down. This means some others will be having the same problem as me if you haven't downloaded the images before yesterday to your computer.

People like Robot, David Smit, Floris Didden, Thrillzilla, Kawaii can experience the same problem. Maybe it can help ya.

Nah, I'm fine thank you

**spacemanchris** · July 12th, 2006, 06:12 PM

my god, it's so quiet. I'm scared. Where is everyone? Someone hold me.

**Ilaekae** · July 12th, 2006, 06:50 PM

Strych9ine lost it and choked everybody to death...

Hide under the couch over there...this one's full...

**redehlert** · July 12th, 2006, 06:59 PM

dis here be killun' me mahn....killun me. is it friday yet?

**cotron** · July 12th, 2006, 07:17 PM

you know while you guys have been waiting... (for the better part of a week)... you could be working on something new

I'm excited too, but let's give strych some breathin' room!

**cartoonfox** · July 12th, 2006, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by cotron

you know while you guys have been waiting... (for the better part of a week)... you could be working on something new

WHAT?! That's crazy talk!
:p

**guggemmaneuver** · July 12th, 2006, 07:33 PM

there are always some familiar faces / names lurking in the viewing this thread box--> cotron, amish commy--> SANTA CLAUSE IS WATCHING YOU!

**AmishCommy** · July 12th, 2006, 07:42 PM

i actually got another illustration cooking in my head. Another Song-inspired one. This one will not suck though.

**Mr. Visions** · July 12th, 2006, 10:10 PM

What scares me is when your opponents say nothing. You always have to watch those quiet ones...

whatever, back to drawing. Now what was it again, 8 hours or mor a day, 100 hours a week...

- Visions

**Egoartist** · July 13th, 2006, 12:28 AM

Arrrrgggggggh. Being without internet sucks monkey balls.

missed the noodle time :p
Teaser from my submitted piece.

I hate my opponents!

They dont talk. They are just gonna sneak up and rip me one without so much as a hello. Sonsobiatches.

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