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    Human Upgrades?! Tell me this is a bad dream, puh-lease..

    http://www.humanupgrades.cz/

    gosh, please tell me this isn't for real. this can not be real.. i'm seriously shocked..

    and sorry if this is old or has been posted somewhere before.. i used the search button and didnt find any thread with that topic as a subject.

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    Of course it's not real . Neither are bonsai kittens and baby tatoos, BTW. Next question.

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    um dude i think its a hoax Jes cause its a pro looking site dont fall for it especially when they have products named "the tonguecunt"
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    "bonsai kittens"???!!

    i want one!
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    the site is probably a senior thesis

    here's another cool one
    Boiler Plate!


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    Aww shucks, does that mean I still gotta wait on a sweet cyborg arm?

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    I made the exact same thread like two weeks ago! It is a hoax and if you don't believe me just look at the staff. It says one of them isn't really a nurse but she gives good head so we'll put her in there anyway. *shakes head*
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    http://www.humanupgrades.cz/images/team/ane4.htm

    yep.

    plus the typo's... like "instinkts"

    and the mish-mash medical terminology.

    probably for a thesis, or web design class or something. it's cool tho
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    The best looking hoax I have seen in a long time. Some of the photo manips are quite nice and I like the techno babble.

    Who would want to have a clit in plain view on their hand.... who'd want the risk of buring a super sensitive clit when cooking pastas....

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    It's not fake, i just got my palmclit implanted last month. It's kinda hard to draw since it's positioned between thumb and the index finger, but it's well worth it...

    it's a great conversation starter at parties too!





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    Bad idea with the tonguecunt - all I have to say is, what man on this earth wants to hear the sound of a gagging vagina?

    The Simple category is great, especially the Simplenose. Think of the snot rocket capabilities...

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    it's defently a hoax, but a funny and cool looking one (the bonzai kitten one was just disgusting in my opinion).. the webhands looks quite cool to me.. and the 6th finger .. would be a pain to draw with either one though
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