Human Upgrades?! Tell me this is a bad dream, puh-lease..

**USER777** · March 17th, 2006, 08:05 PM

http://www.humanupgrades.cz/

gosh, please tell me this isn't for real. this can not be real.. i'm seriously shocked..

and sorry if this is old or has been posted somewhere before.. i used the search button and didnt find any thread with that topic as a subject.

**Elwell** · March 17th, 2006, 08:32 PM

Of course it's not real

. Neither are bonsai kittens and baby tatoos, BTW. Next question.

**Red_Rook** · March 17th, 2006, 08:34 PM

um dude i think its a hoax

Jes cause its a pro looking site dont fall for it especially when they have products named "the tonguecunt"

**masque** · March 17th, 2006, 08:48 PM

"bonsai kittens"???!!

i want one!

**Denart** · March 17th, 2006, 09:15 PM

the site is probably a senior thesis

here's another cool one
Boiler Plate!

**magicgoo** · March 17th, 2006, 09:42 PM

I miss ManBeef.com, a site where they sold human meat.

Yes, of course it was a joke site. It's no longer up, sadly. Probably because people are so serious.

**jrr** · March 17th, 2006, 11:24 PM

are you high?

**Digisaur** · March 18th, 2006, 12:51 AM

Aww shucks, does that mean I still gotta wait on a sweet cyborg arm?

**Xpose** · March 18th, 2006, 02:15 AM

I made the exact same thread like two weeks ago! It is a hoax and if you don't believe me just look at the staff. It says one of them isn't really a nurse but she gives good head so we'll put her in there anyway. *shakes head*

**bizarre** · March 18th, 2006, 11:29 AM

http://www.humanupgrades.cz/images/team/ane4.htm

yep.

plus the typo's... like "instinkts"

and the mish-mash medical terminology.

probably for a thesis, or web design class or something. it's cool tho

**Qitsune** · March 18th, 2006, 11:56 AM

The best looking hoax I have seen in a long time. Some of the photo manips are quite nice and I like the techno babble.

Who would want to have a clit in plain view on their hand.... who'd want the risk of buring a super sensitive clit when cooking pastas....

**Inkfish** · March 18th, 2006, 12:11 PM

It's not fake, i just got my palmclit implanted last month. It's kinda hard to draw since it's positioned between thumb and the index finger, but it's well worth it...

it's a great conversation starter at parties too!

lies

**Steph Laberis** · March 18th, 2006, 01:18 PM

Bad idea with the tonguecunt - all I have to say is, what man on this earth wants to hear the sound of a gagging vagina?

The Simple category is great, especially the Simplenose. Think of the snot rocket capabilities...

**NikitaDarkstar** · March 18th, 2006, 01:47 PM

it's defently a hoax, but a funny and cool looking one (the bonzai kitten one was just disgusting in my opinion).. the webhands looks quite cool to me.. and the 6th finger

.. would be a pain to draw with either one though