C.O.W. - Xmas related topic suggestions for #032!

**pr0ph3t** · December 19th, 2005, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by redehlert

how about if we draw a creature called 'fozzybar'?

That has to be the next COW topic after this Christmas themed one.

**cgfuller64** · December 19th, 2005, 08:14 PM

Fozz no I wasn't blaming you for anything but being too nice. You take the time to host this everyweek day in day out...I'm frustrated with people always bitching about the topics due to religious, political, or other affiliations. You keep doin what your doin, my post was not at all directed toward you.

**cgfuller64** · December 19th, 2005, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Bennett

How's about "Non-denominational-yet-non-religious-politically-correct-winter-type-festival-beast" or is beast too harsh? JEEEEEZZZZZ, go w/ the theme and stop yer pisssin and moaning.

Amen!

oops I mean that in a pc nondenominational kinda way!
Hee Hee

**Digitalmar** · December 19th, 2005, 11:10 PM

Let's face it, Santa is a busy guy. Even with all his elves helping him in the production, sorting and wrapping of the presents, he still has a huge undertaking. Namely, the making of The List.

Here's where my idea comes in:

The All-Seeing-All-Knowing Judge of Naughty or Nice

This creature is an ancient being that has the ability to "see" through the eyes of all children. It's infinite wisdom in matters of ethical actions and celestial computational powers help it tabulate each child's resulting verdict. It then imparts this knowledge into Santa via telepathic communication. Not only that, but it creates a rift in the space-time continuum around Santa to allow him the time to create the list. If not, it would take Santa 10 of our years to jot down everyone's name!

So, what do you guys think?

**infinitemonkey** · December 19th, 2005, 11:36 PM

digitalmar: I like it (I also suggested something similar) but your description is too specific for my liking.

cgfuller: I'm also an atheist, but there's a difference between recognizing that there are other holidays (not all of them religious) and deChristianitizing Christmas. Maybe I missed a post, but I didn't see anyone crossing that line in the snow. The closest I saw was criticism of how commercialized the holiday is.

Anyway, my vote goes for Santa Claws (as long as it has something to do with Santa, the name is the name for a reason) or the suddenly overwhelming surge in support for the List creature.

**0kelvin** · December 20th, 2005, 03:47 AM

I really like the ones that involve a creature that pulls Santa's sleigh. Rudolph's Replacement, or something. That's the direction my vote goes.

I think Santa Claws sounds too much like it's asking for a humanoid.

0kelvin

**cgfuller64** · December 20th, 2005, 05:41 AM

Originally Posted by infinitemonkey

digitalmar: I like it (I also suggested something similar) but your description is too specific for my liking.

cgfuller: I'm also an atheist, but there's a difference between recognizing that there are other holidays (not all of them religious) and deChristianitizing Christmas. Maybe I missed a post, but I didn't see anyone crossing that line in the snow. The closest I saw was criticism of how commercialized the holiday is.

Anyway, my vote goes for Santa Claws (as long as it has something to do with Santa, the name is the name for a reason) or the suddenly overwhelming surge in support for the List creature.

Atually I scapegoated this forum as a result of others but it was a comment about what about Hanukuh that was the straw that broke the camel's back per se, Its become more than I had wanted. I wanted to thank Fozz and tell those few that felt left out to relax and be appreciative of the opportunity that we have with this nthread thats all.

Happy Holidays,
Chad