C.O.W. - #003: Anal parasite

[Fozzybar]

Round #003

Topic:
Anal parasite


Deadline:
18.02.2005




- for any questions or help go here:
http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?t=37512

note: The deadline won't be EXACTLY after a week...it can last up to 24 hours more, i am human and have to work also, you know

Post your creature for this week!

[Fozzybar]

Note: For heaven's sake I don't want any reference pics here! And please be careful with the "environment"...

Now have fun and again TAKE TIME for your artwork...no rushed scribbles please...

[Form]

yes mum

[thebluepuppy]

looks fun. heres my submission.

. just kidding.

[Fozzybar]

yes mum

hehe....i REALLY didn't think of you when i wrote this

[Fozzybar]

btw i added a new rule:

Only art made for this activity only is allowed - no old art!

I just saw an entry for the last round, which was posted on another thread 2 weeks ago...

[H.Evans]

anal...parasite? sounds very...uncomfortable.
i'm sure sharhar would like that.

thats very inappropriate and insensitive. not funny at all.
(sharhar started the gay/lesbian art thread and posts his work there.)

[egerie]

anal...parasite? sounds very...uncomfortable.
i'm sure sharhar would like that.

What the fuck is wrong with you ? I didn't think it possible but that's your most retarded comment so far.

[Xpose]

My submission

Skudge- a cousin to a leech it finds it's way in your body through contaminated water (in egg form). Then after it hatches it travels through you intestinal track using it's arms/ flippers. It secretes a chemical so you never now when it's feeding but you definitely can feel it moving around. Infection of this dude can prove to be fatal if not detected early.

[cotron]

anal...parasite? sounds very...uncomfortable.
i'm sure sharhar would like that.

wow, you are the king of fucking stupid posts.

[arteric]

No reference photos for this one Fozzy? Damn my luck, and this just HAPPENS to be the week I get one! Wouldn't you know it.

As for the sudden mean comment recently posted in here, all I can say is that this has been a great place to come to in my short time here. It is a real art community... let's keep it a community... and keep mean, thoughtless comments out of these posts, ok?

-Eric

[Mike Corriero]

I was thinking of drawing a butt monster before reading fozzy's first comment about being careful with referenced images and "environment".

btw- I apologize for my rushed crappy entry for the last topic.

[Ostrander]

Here we have an adult Malerondia Analicthys, better known as an Anal Fish Noodler.
The Anal Fish Noodler can grow to 1-2cm from snout to tail barbs; they are common in a variety of barnyard animals from goats and sheep to pigs and cattle. Like many parasitic organisms, they feed off the hosts blood supply firmly imbedding itself in the hosts anal cavity. Here the Anal Fish Noodler burrows its snout into the fleshy walls and feasts unbeknownst to the victim. However, not as common in human beings their egg larvae are still transmitted via undercooked meat products from these farm animals. There have been several documented cases of children succumbing to the ill favored effects of these parasites through ingestion, some of the tell-tale signs of infestation are high fever with vomiting as well as gastric pains and anal weeping.
It is very important to address the issue of infestation with a hot vinegar enema and an appropriate dose of Tylenol. Left untreated patients are susceptible to high anxiety, night sweats, fever blisters in the anus, horrendous anal itching and uncontrollable stools. Remember to always wash your hands and always cook your food thoroughly.

[Prometheus|ANJ]

Submissions goes here?


The Itarian celibacy colony on Harthos 4 had to evacuate two weeks after deployment due to a most unpleasant encounter with the larvae form of the indigenous Proton beasts. It attaches itself to the body of a host, which is normally a giant mudskipper which dwell in the swamp regions on Harthos 4.
However, they also developed a taste for the colonist's... rear regions. Several of the Itarian colonists actually died from embarrassment (dying from 'emotional peaks' is a actually common cause of death among the prude Itarians).

The Proton beast lavae feeds on the excrement of its host, and by attaching itself to the anus of the host it assures that no competitors get access to the 'food'. Its digestion system is so developed that the lavae doesn't actually have an anus. During a period of two weeks it will grow to 20 times it's original size and a diameter of 40 centimeter. At this point the host is too encumbered and is no longer able to gather food. Because the host is no longer useful, the larvae detaches.

After detachment it quickly cocoons, and a fully developed Proton beast hatches only a week later. The Proton beast got its name from the fact that it can shoot lethal proton beams through its eyes!

[Gaither]

[ack]

Fido had been losing weight recently, and upon further investigation they found this "little" critter. Latching on to the walls of the large intestine with its clawed tentacles makes sure everything that goes that way goes through the worm too and leaving through its rear opening.



Pictures show the worm with its former host, "Fido, who can now be reunited with his owner after a horribly long stay at the vet) and the worm posed next to a human for size refernce.

[Matt Dixon]

Prom - Just when you think the pic and description can't get any cooler, " ...it can shoot lethal proton beams through its eyes! " Wicked!

Looks like this is going to be a good one! How much do I LOVE the Creature Of the Week..!!

[bracomadar]

This parasite can only enter your body if you sit naked on a raw duck. For those foolish enough to sit naked on a raw duck and contract this horrible little critter, death will not come quickly. The Butt Duck will stick his barbed tail into the wall lining in the intestines. It will then lay its eggs into the bloodstream. The eggs will travel to the victim's brain where they hatch and cause havoc there. The victim will suffer brain damage, resulting in a waddling walk, constant quacking, and an uncontrollable urge to swim. Death soon follows these symptoms when the infected individual jumps off a cliff/tall building believing he can fly.

[Thestral]

This is one creature that refuses to accept anybody else’s views as correct except its own. It attaches itself to Internet forum threads and proceeds to spew out mean comments then feeds off the negative responses that follow. Most viewers describe this stubborn little creature’s attitude as being very anal and therefore dub them "anal parasites".

[Gaither]

I think John Karry has an "Anal Fish Noodler" tattooed on his right arm?

[I.was.ink]

He may look small and cute, but wait untill he floats around through your insides and goes on a rampage with those buck teeth of his.



-ink

[Kresh]

Here's mine. Just a quick sketch don't have time to finish I gotta run. Was fun though.

This nasty sucker pinches inside the walls of your colon and sucks your blood. Then with its asexual properties will lay its offspring in you, and then you die slowly and painfuly

[arteric]

Thestral.... I nearly keeled over from laughing so hard.....

GREAT ENTRY....

-Eric

[davi]

edit:
opps forgot a description

Um it's an anal parasite.

[Mike Corriero]

Nice one Davi- I like how parts are thin transparent pieces of skin.

ANAL PARASITE- usually most humans are infected when they become in contact with some kind of rusted metal. This little critter cuts it's way through the anal cavity with its sharp claw like feet of which there are 4. When it finds a nice cozy spot it likes, it burrows on in and attaches itself firmly with its hind legs and begins to feed. When the anal parasite reproduces, "KISS your ASS goodbye" Thousands of small larva-like babies will begin to reproduce and eat at a rapid rate until the host has become deceased. It's an awful sight as thousands of these gnat sized parasites pour out of the body in thier adult forms.


PS: I know what the larva look like- no need to bring it up lol

[Poke]

EDIT: Sketch removed.

I was mistaken about the intent of this thread. Sorry to be a disturbance.

Poke

[Fozzybar]

Nice try, Poke...but this entry won't make it to the poll-thread...i already said it many times...the rules are not set for fun, it's for having a nice standard of entries...

[davi]

god i hope i make the cut

[Form]

couldnt come up with a single original idea.

i fold

[Arri.]

This specimen is in his adolescence moment, near to abandon his host. It will use feces to find a new host; causeing to the new victim with a chronic disease.

I was more time writing the replay than painting..ufff.Sorry for my english