Apparently a lot harder than expected. Some of you may want to put your drinks down and make sure you have nothing breakable within reach before viewing.
http://gawker.com/5936665/heres-what...-nearby-church
( Click to show/hide )
Posts more than she draws
Level 5 Gladiator: Myrmillo
Apparently a lot harder than expected. Some of you may want to put your drinks down and make sure you have nothing breakable within reach before viewing.
http://gawker.com/5936665/heres-what...-nearby-church
( Click to show/hide )
Last edited by keeptime; August 22nd, 2012 at 02:23 PM.
Check out my sketchbook! Socially acceptable opportunity to yell at a teenage girl!
Lurking and learning
Level 5 Gladiator: Myrmillo
Formerly Ultimatum.
A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams
Pew, Pew, Pew
Level 17 Gladiator: Spartacus' Dimachaeri
See, this is what happens when you don't brush your teeth kids. That is one bad case of toothache.
You missed out the middle picture which showed it in a really bad state before the botched job. Wonder what they'll do now.
Registered User
Level 12 Gladiator: Laqueatores
I laughed so hard just at the expression in the changed version. Just picturing a crazy old woman "I'm gonna fix that shit. I don't know how to paint but how hard can it be".
Ngian Shadowist
Level 11 Gladiator: Essedarii
It's bigfoot!
sehertu mannu narāṭu ina pānāt šagapīru ningishzidda
Izi bows before the superior intellect of Velocity and he has a pretty neat sketchbook
Posts more than she draws
Level 5 Gladiator: Myrmillo
I like how she didn't bother to ask too. "I'll surprise them!"Originally Posted by JFierce
Fixed.
Check out my sketchbook! Socially acceptable opportunity to yell at a teenage girl!
Nick
Level 6 Gladiator: Provocator
Sad capuchin.
Valentina R. D'Este
Level 6 Gladiator: Provocator
Aah! I nearly died a little there. Good thing you warned us about the drinks.
Jesus Christ, that's like vandalism. Well intent, but still.. wow.
Registered User
Level 2 Gladiator: Ordinarii
Maybe the vicar said something about Passover, and her 80 year old ears heard "paint-over".
Dominic Law
Level 8 Gladiator: Thracian
Ahh it's not that bad, could be worse.
"I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat." - Winston Churchill
Registered User
Level 12 Gladiator: Laqueatores
If it was just the blank empty patches messed up that would be one thing but no. She says to herself I have to paintover everything.
Nick
Level 6 Gladiator: Provocator
That's what it reminds me of!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Hc8XpoGUAG...5_DISC_1-4.bmp
;3;3;3;3
Level 8 Gladiator: Thracian
A new master piece in the world of modern art! BRAVO!
BLAHBLAHBLAH
Sticks Like Grim Death
Level 17 Gladiator: Spartacus' Dimachaeri
Tristan Elwell
**Finished Work Thread **Process Thread **Edges Tutorial
Crash Course for Artists, Illustrators, and Cartoonists, NYC, the 2013 Edition!
"Work is more fun than fun."
-John Cale
"Art is supposed to punch you in the brain, and it's supposed to stay punched."
-Marc Maron
Show me all the blueprints
Level 17 Gladiator: Spartacus' Dimachaeri
its a lot better than stupid jesus weve seen a million times before
awesome. well done granny.
sb most art copied to page 1
Weapons of Mass Creation 2011 ::: Add your favourites!
skype: velocitykendall
facebook: Alface Killah
Planewalking physicist
Level 6 Gladiator: Provocator
I find it curious how she inverted the bottom of the scroll.
(btw, this is a hoax, right?)
Miau... i mean, Yaaarg!
Level 6 Gladiator: Provocator
B u r l, crossmirage, Dile_, hu-ha, Izi, Kamber Parrk, LORD M, Sady, tobbA, Zenith_
Registered cyborg space ninja 
Level 7 Gladiator: Samnite
I think I nailed it!!
Hardcore Veteran
Level 15 Gladiator: Spartacus' Hoplomachi
THANK YOU for the warning. Argh. Vandal!
RAT PT 01
Level 4 Gladiator: Meridiani
Registered User
Level 3 Gladiator: Catervarii
I guess she didn't learn her lesson:
- Marek Tarnawski -
Level 16 Gladiator: Spartacus' Retiarii
I immediately thought of this.
RAT PT 01
Level 4 Gladiator: Meridiani
Farvus: lol, Brilliant
Speaker of Curses.
Level 7 Gladiator: Samnite
Just because everyone's an art critic, doesn't mean everyone's an artist, old lady!
"Never regret thy fall from grace, O' spirit of Icarian flight, for the greatest tragedy of them all to face, is to never feel the burning bright"
Believe my lies, for I tell the truth about them. Or would you rather me lie about telling the truth?
| Ca.org Sketchbook | Live Stream | Website/Art Portfolio | dA |
Ngian Shadowist
Level 11 Gladiator: Essedarii
Apocalypse is the church's bread and butter...they should just turn lemons into lemonade and stir up irrational hysteria about the impending Ape-ocalypse portended by this paintover.
sehertu mannu narāṭu ina pānāt šagapīru ningishzidda
Izi bows before the superior intellect of Velocity and he has a pretty neat sketchbook
Registered User
Level 9 Gladiator: Hoplomachi
A lot of those old masters, such as Jean-Léon Gérôme, used painting techniques like Verdaccio and Piambura.....if you don't know what that is, then it's no wonder why people don't know how to restore paintings.
My New Neglected Sketchbook
You Ain't no Nina!.....
"Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"My mind is made up. Don't confuse it with facts." -- Terence McKenna
Registered User
Oh god
Only light can banish night.
Level 6 Gladiator: Provocator
Maybe she was just a big fan of Edvard Munch's work.
RAT PT 01
Level 4 Gladiator: Meridiani
It seems like the Brazilian gov hired her.
Registered cyborg space ninja
Level 7 Gladiator: Samnite
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
Bookmarks