Yes, these are real.

[JFierce]

That's okay, I hate ignorant jackwagons.

Maybe next time you should do some research before starting a thread that is likely to go the opposite of what you were hoping for.

D'ya know what? Fuck it, I hate Snakes.




People can't help phobias. Even if something is harmless it's irrational by nature.

[Velocity Kendall]

fuck it i hate jesuses

[Stuart DeViva]

I hate people that have to tell you how much they love jesus.

Like...OK, I get it, you're christian. That's awesome. But, you love him so much you have to tell everyone about it all the time?

You never met the guy!

That's like saying "David Bowie changed my life and I have a pamphlet for you that will tell you how David Bowie can help you...Now lets all pray together and ask David Bowie's father for forgiveness."

Has this ever happened to you? When a religious person knocks on your door, gives your a pamphlet, and asks to pray with you at the end of their little presentation? It only happened to me when I was a kid.

Now, I'm an asshole enough to not care about turning them away. But when I was a kid these religious people did that. And I just didn't know what to do! So I kinda just stood there pretending to pray lol.

[Psychotime]

What wonderful feet.

[CLANLESS]

Since you were all disappointed with what you were looking for, here's your feed. A soft pair of bouncing tits.




By the way, pandas are the dangerous animals that have killed people, not fruit bats. They get sympathy because they're perceived as cute though.

[Psychotime]

I'm seriously loving this thread.

[blogmatix]

By the way, pandas are the dangerous animals that have killed people, not fruit bats. They get sympathy because they're perceived as cute though.

Cute and cuddly, huh... :-)

[blogmatix]

I'm seriously loving this thread.

So am I. Hey, a good third of all mammal species are species of bats. Bad news for the chiroptophobes...

[blogmatix]

fuck it i hate jesuses

Yeah! Let's start a blasphemy thread. Now THAT will be fun, because the people most likely to be offended by it will also be the least likely to be able to resist reading and posting in it... :-)

[JFierce]

[Chris Bennett]

Yeah cause it's DAMN funny killing animals hafuckingha.

Don't give me the cocky bull about my humor and always being right, I'm as laid back as anyone could get, I don't care about politics, or religion or anything, but when people even joke about killing an animal for no good reason, it pisses me off, its nothing but cruel.

Call them creepy, call them ugly, tell us that you hate them, but don't make like they deserve a bullet in the head just because they creep you out.

Taking a life, ANY life is not funny, end of story.

But jumping up and down on a guy because he makes a silly post is also cruel.

[TinyBird]

People can't help phobias. Even if something is harmless it's irrational by nature.

People can't help phobias but I'm pretty sure they can help starting threads about being glad said animals are getting killed (though if I read right, does Barefoot even have a bat phobia? he said he loves tiny fruit bats and I'm not sure if phobias really work that way, mine sure as hell didn't). Again it's one thing to be "holy crap I'm glad I don't have these near me" and "I'm glad these things are endangered". And then continuing it when you get called out on it.

[Crane]

But jumping up and down on a guy because he makes a silly post is also cruel.

No it's not

[Slothboy3000]

I wouldn't want that Jesus flying through my window at night.

[Chris Bennett]

No it's not

Yes it is.

Tell him his thinking is silly.
Jumping up and down on him over it is unecessary. It's a form of blood sport.
Admittedly very, very mild.
But the principle is the same.

[Star Eater]

Yeah, gotta agree with Chris. I think Barefoot gets the picture by now.
I like the part where people were uploading pictures of weird animals
much more than the rest of the thread.

[Slothboy3000]

Check out this giant salamander! Wonder what level it evolves at?

http://weirdimals.files.wordpress.co...nder.jpg?w=470

[Crane]

Sorry I'm angry at the killing of innocent animals.

At most it was mean, but cruel is a whole different ballpark.

I was angry and a little mean, but not cruel.

[Star Eater]

Check out this giant salamander! Wonder what level it evolves at?

http://weirdimals.files.wordpress.co...nder.jpg?w=470

I want one.

[Lady Medusa]

Aww. I love bats. Why are they so mean to the bat in the first picture?
Brings back memories from school. That's the kind of thing kids did to cats and squirrels. Kind of makes you wonder if they're common in that area?

I hate bees, and wasps, but know how important they are to the environment, so I do my best to chase them out. I also know that they only sting when in danger, but they still freak the fuck out of me.

You know. Spiders, bats and snakes can all be cute and I'm sure bees can be too

[TinyBird]

You know. Spiders, bats and snakes can all be cute and I'm sure bees can be too

You called?


Okay actually, as far as I know, those aren't bees but flies that pretend to be bees called "Anastoechus nitidulus". And so darn cute.
Like some sort of fuzzy, flying snowmen.

[Crane]

Cutest ugly ever
Known as Vampyrum Spectrum or fake vampire bat.

[Lhune]

Wow Tiny, that's awesome! I never thought I'd think of flies as adorable, lol.

Barefoot: "Dark humor" is not plain laughing at things that are horrible. It's giving such things a satirical twist, a surprise element or a different way of looking at it. It's designed to make people laugh, but at the same time make them feel a bit uncomfortable. For example;

"I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk." (Stephen King)

[Velocity Kendall]

Speaking of tits, my dad gave my mum on of those nest box web cam things for christmas and it has a tennant:

















speaking of monsterously cute, check out these beautiful freaks.
theyre limbless amphibian worm frog things called Caecilians.
they live in dirt and eat worms. thats the life!





speaking of dark humour, watch and learn kid.

[Star Eater]

Wow Tiny, that's awesome! I never thought I'd think of flies as adorable, lol.

Barefoot: "Dark humor" is not plain laughing at things that are horrible. It's giving such things a satirical twist, a surprise element or a different way of looking at it. It's designed to make people laugh, but at the same time make them feel a bit uncomfortable. For example;

"I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk." (Stephen King)

Calling dibs on that King quote.

[yochanan]

[yochanan]

I'm seriously loving this thread.

Afro bat?

[JDSart]

How in the world is a flying puppy a bad idea? i only wish they were bigger so i could ride one to Fantasia.

[Arshes Nei]

I think the situation of the Slow Loris makes you feel bad. They look adorable and of course superstition/mysticism puts these animals in danger. They are toxic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_loris





So you're like bwaaaa soo cute

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wil...ies-trade.html

[JDSart]

Makes me remember when i was a kid, i was at the east park nearby my home, which is like Caracas Central Park, kinda. A sloth fell down a tree, he was struggling to make his way back to the trunk slowly and as soon as some people saw it: "lets poke it" not even kids, kids just watched because they were curious, it were their grown ass adult parents poking the poor animal with a stick over and over, tipping it and making fun of it until an employee came along to stop their bullshit.

That was one of those momments i realized just something being funny looking gives people enough justification to fuck with it, no matter how harmless, least say defenseless it might be, and they will gadly teach it to their godamn kids.