Looking for artists to clone, geneticly mutate and modify.

[DazDaryl]

Hey my names Daz and I'm starting a company that clones the genetic structure and DNA of successfull artists, I am currently in the process of examining potential equipment; I have an ice cream scoop, a magnifiying glass, a pair of tweesers and a really sharp razor that I used to shave with; but I have shapened it much.

I'm probably only going to want to cut off one of your fingers, or maybe if your really keen to help out I'll cut off your whole hand and connect it to a bunch of wires I have glued to my computer that should allow me download all of your artistic tallents onto my computer that I will then put onto a 3 1/2 inch floppy and send it around to world so we can all be amazingly talented.

I hope to see you in one of my facilities of genetic modification shortly.
Lets conquer the world and usher in a new age of synthetic humanoid technology for tomorow.

-Daz

[FourTonMantis]

As always...

[Randis]

You want to collect artists genes, just say what you really want...

[George Abraham]

Look into my avatar...

[s.ketch]

I'll give your mom a fresh, hot DNA sample.

[George Abraham]

[Falchion]

I'd offer, but unfortunately there is no way to contain the special brand of hateful rage that fills my body and soul. The Russians tried once, and the Tunguska Event occurred. Before I was even born.

[George Abraham]

Kinkade

[OldJake666]

I volunteer.

[Mossi]

Woah!

Floppies are still around?!?

[zerdron]

Is this some old school world domination plot?

[Amber Alexander]

You can have my whole body if I can be downloaded into a cylon body replacement, either a model 6 or 8!

[DazDaryl]

hey Jake Kobrin, cool band logos bro. I've done some freelance work in the metal scene, good times.

[DazDaryl]

@amber: I can have your body!hoohoo naughty; I'll have to put your brain in a jar until we acquire new bodies from Tokyo.

[LORD M]

And don't foget we can break open the graves of old diseased masters and then clone them!

[DazDaryl]

If we can clone them then we can turn the clones into crisps and by eating the crisps we'll get smarter.

[Raoul Duke]

van gough really was ahead of his time. He should have given his severed ear to you instead of a prostitute.

[meth]

Boring

M

[zerdron]

van gough really was ahead of his time. He should have given his severed ear to you instead of a prostitute.

Aaahhh, now we're back to the old times.

[leandroloaiza]

can I have a clon with a laser gun in his right hand?....

[jpacer]

Kinkade

Waaait a second... Kinkade uses Winton?? ...

[Randis]

Look into my avatar...

That is the undead right?

[jrr]

Waaait a second... Kinkade uses Winton?? ...

no friend, he uses LIGHT

[NanoBlack]

I've always wanted an android body!

In a few years when I am actually a decent artist, you can have everything but my brain. In exchange, I want a robot body capable of surviving the zombiepocalypse.

[GriNGo]

That is the undead right?

CHER IS DEAD? wtf...

[George Abraham]

Been reading some lovecraft.

The corpses needs to be exceedingly fresh..



Hey, if we clone Michael Jackson we'll get the original.

[NanoBlack]

What, a black michael jackson? NO WAAAAYYYYYY!

[Randis]

CHER IS DEAD? wtf...

Eh, no, she is undead... so i heard

[Ardescoere]

Eh, no, she is undead... so i heard

Randis is speaking from experience. He's really a zombie.

[TASmith]

Anyone else upset that the title of this thread misspelled gene-tickly? I'm kind of curious how one tickles genes. I'll have to find a biochemist and ask...