Self-Proclaimed "Artists" who done practice or do any good work

[Robert.B]

hahaahhahahahah

[nofu]

Um... if you pay for the degree, don't they need to pass people to justify themselves? Cambridge and Oxford are subsidised here. RUN AWAY!!!

I pretty much agree with what you're saying, but doesn't Cambridge have a tuition fee? Dunno about Oxford.

[alesoun]

They do. All unis have tuition fees, even here in Scotland, where they're paid for by the Scottish Parliament, but the unis themselves are also subsidised by the government which gives them a large part of their funding.

[Falchion]

Yay internet drama!

Lets all stop drawing and define the term "artist" in such a way we can all agree.

I vote you're not an artist until you're a mentally ill bisexual with at least one substance abuse issue. Oh yeah and you have to do some art. Doesn't matter what it looks like. The key is bisexuality, mental illness, and substance abuse.

Also rockstars get to be artists. They do it all the time. Rockstar + shitty art = crowded gallery showing in LA. Brilliant!

Shit, man! Why you gotta ruin it for me?! Now I gotta find some guys to kiss, bash my head against something hard until I hear voices, and then get some dime bags? Fuck!

[Peter Coene]

Shit, man! Why you gotta ruin it for me?! Now I gotta find some guys to kiss, bash my head against something hard until I hear voices, and then get some dime bags? Fuck!

Does it count if we are eccentric, willing to hug dudes who are good friends, smoked weed during college, and currently smoke tobacco in a kickass pipe?

[Ninjerk]

Does it count if we are eccentric, willing to hug dudes who are good friends, smoked weed during college, and currently smoke tobacco in a kickass pipe?

Yes, but only if you make it a point to let people know that those things make you both interesting and, more importantly, smarter/better than them.

[Falchion]

Does it count if we are eccentric, willing to hug dudes who are good friends, smoked weed during college, and currently smoke tobacco in a kickass pipe?

Only if you mention these facts with a megaphone.

[Peter Coene]

Yes, but only if you make it a point to let people know that those things make you both interesting and, more importantly, smarter/better than them.

Only if you mention these facts with a megaphone.

Honestly, I'm smarter/better than people who feel it is necessary to let people know that those things make them both interesting and smarter/better than them. And I'm definitely above the megaphone ones.

I win.

[slig665]

I win.

Remains to be seen. Do you have a nose ring and how tight are your pants?

[Mungus]

whenever i'm filling a form in,
i put "ARSTIT" in the occupation category

[Falchion]

whenever i'm filling a form in,
i put "ARSTIT" in the occupation category

What, you've got a written form of corprolalia?

[Randis]

atrists united

[Ilaekae]

To be an atsirst, you need a beard longer than the hair on your nether regions. Period.

Otherwise, you're just pounding Jello.

[OmenSpirits]

shit.

guess I can only aspire to commercial illustrator than to arstit.

I look more like an extra from some rap guy's bodyguards.

And my ass is too big for nuthuggers with straight legs. Like my balls to be able to breath.

DAMMIT! *turns and stomps out of the thread*

[Ninjerk]

Honestly, I'm smarter/better than people who feel it is necessary to let people know that those things make them both interesting and smarter/better than them. And I'm definitely above the megaphone ones.

I win.

So you're, like, the king artist. Teach me!

[Peter Coene]

To be an atsirst, you need a beard longer than the hair on your nether regions. Period.

Otherwise, you're just pounding Jello.

That's why I trim the hair on my nether regions.

[TASmith]

Oh Goddammnit!!! I'm eating here!

[Peter Coene]

Oh Goddammnit!!! I'm eating here!

You're welcome.

[Kamber Parrk]

Wow! This thread's still going?

Warning: CSI Raccoon Picture Below

Below is a picture of a poor little raccoon that didn't make it across the road near my domicile. Poor little fella got hit so hard he bit his own tounge off!

What does this have to do with DazDaryl's frustration with his country's educational system, Peter Coene's Dickensian social constructs, or the idea that "artists" should be more like David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust?

Well, nothing, it's just a picture of a poor little creature whose day certainly didn't end up like he planned.

Anyone see 2012? I thought it was OK, but too dang long for the type of B grade action picture it happened to be.

Carry on!

[Blahm]

i am actually devastated that that raccoon lost his chewing gum.

[Randis]

there are various types or artirst

sing atrist, dance arstit, street aratist, poem atrist, animurtist, Mongo-ka, concept ratist,
standup comedy arstist, theater astrist and deviant artist.

[nauvice]

kamber, a warning would be cool, I cringed.

I want to see dance artits

[Kamber Parrk]

Sorry zwarrior!

He's one of my new references.

Probably get around to posting the set in Photo Mob eventually.

[Peter Coene]

there are various types or artirst

sing atrist, dance arstit, street aratist, poem atrist, animurtist, Mongo-ka, concept ratist,
standup comedy arstist, theater astrist and deviant artist.

arstit? ...is that like a tit that grows on someone's arse?

... I have to ask, since both countries you have listed do not have English as a first language, was your misspelling of "artist" on all of those except "deviant artist" intentional?

[Falchion]

I would like to state now that I am firmly in support of arse and tits. They're great!

[LORD M]

I am an artist of laziness.

[Peter Coene]

I would like to state now that I am firmly in support of arse and tits. They're great!

I would like to second this movement and suggest that as arstits we draw more pictures that include arses and tits.

[Randis]

arstit? ...is that like a tit that grows on someone's arse?

... I have to ask, since both countries you have listed do not have English as a first language, was your misspelling of "artist" on all of those except "deviant artist" intentional?

sorry, i thought it was a clear case for captain obvious

[Peter Coene]

sorry, i thought it was a clear case for captain obvious

Such cases of captain obviousness don't quite apply when it comes to us arse-tits on the interwebs.

[Carnifex]

that pic is strange in the way it makes me want to feel for my own tongue when i look at it.
also,arstits = concept artists?