I caved and got a ticket to the midnight showing. The reviews say that the story is almost nonexistent, the actors are as mechanical as the robots, and Michael Bay's directing won't entertain anyone other than those juvenile enough to sit through 147 minutes of explosions, Megan Fox in short shorts, and digital baddassery. I'm pretty sure I'll love it. Even those who gave it a thumbs down say that the effects are awesome.
Anyone else going tonight?