I get asked this a lot, so I thought I'd share my secret with everyone!
(1) Get Married
(2) Have at least two kids
(3) Purchase some food, a house, a car or two, some clothes,
electricity, water and cable with plans to continue paying for these
items. Also, you may need to send your children to school.
(4) If you're currently employed, quit.
Now watch and marvel at how much faster you become at sculpting!
(Step #1 is not mandatory, so technically, you can do this in three easy steps.)
***WARNING!!*** The above plan has been shown to dramatically increase your
stress-levels and lead to an early grave. Proceed with caution. But not too much caution.
You do have a deadline on Monday after all.