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**Ian Miles** · February 26th, 2009, 05:42 PM

Discuss.

If you dare:

2000$ each.

pld:

**Arshes Nei** · February 26th, 2009, 05:44 PM

Now she can buy an Intuos tablet and be even better

**~Faust~** · February 26th, 2009, 05:48 PM

I think the web-designer that put that page together has some serious skills.

**Ian Miles** · February 26th, 2009, 05:49 PM

Since the fine art world is out of control from a long time ago, My point is:
¿Did her parents know that the oil paintings are very very toxic to touch them with bare hands?

-_-

**Farvus** · February 26th, 2009, 05:52 PM

It reminds me of this:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

**B u r l** · February 26th, 2009, 06:42 PM

All I can think of is LOL

**JessiBean** · February 26th, 2009, 07:25 PM

I am more impressed with her vocabulary than her paintings...

Mir Space Station in Cherry Blossoms
Lapis Lazuli (Dragon with Gemstone in Mouth)
Dinosaur and Sentinel
Corona
etc...

**Hyskoa** · February 26th, 2009, 07:30 PM

All I see is a motivational website to allow abortion in the 8th trimester .

**Equality72521** · February 26th, 2009, 08:37 PM

jessibean that's what i was thinking. who names all of her paintings? i dont think she does...

also, to be a contemporary painter, dont you need to know why you are a contemporary painter? what is the girl trying to "say" with her art.

im calling SHENANIGANS!

**Jorre Wampers** · February 26th, 2009, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by Hyskoa

All I see is a motivational website to allow abortion in the 8th trimester .

I've heard of overdue babies, but that's just taking the piss.

**Hookswords** · February 26th, 2009, 08:45 PM

Two Questions:
Did she kiss the canvas in the Aelita at work video?
Was that flake white she was working with and kissing?

If the answer is yes to both questions, I believe this problem will work itself out

**B u r l** · February 26th, 2009, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by Equality72521

jessibean that's what i was thinking. who names all of her paintings? i dont think she does...

also, to be a contemporary painter, dont you need to know why you are a contemporary painter? what is the girl trying to "say" with her art.

im calling SHENANIGANS!

Bleh... hype + media + ????? = profit. It seems like her parents are just exploiting her for some quick moneys.

**Demo** · February 26th, 2009, 09:32 PM

wow now i can say that looks like a 1 year old painted it and be right. Honestly what do the parents expect from this?? money is the only thing i can think of not their daughter devoloping artisticly

**Zazerzs** · February 26th, 2009, 10:15 PM

ugh, so much is wrong with this, I blame the parents.. oh and 1/2 the art world.. or what we call art now adays.

**Sceptyr** · February 26th, 2009, 10:35 PM

Ya... well lets hope they dont let her eat the cadmium red

**biglu** · February 27th, 2009, 04:56 AM

Blame the art collectors. They're the ones who mindlessly fuel and encourage this stuff. I doubt if any real established gallery is throwing money behind that.

**l33t fl33t** · February 27th, 2009, 06:10 AM

Meh...

Marketing > art

Where one person sees a sun-flares and a stupid horse I see a bunch of paint randomly thrown in. By that account, the tiles in my bathroom are just full of abstract artwork.

EDIT: As a side note, whichever art critic decided that those paintings should cost $2000 a piece just lost any credibility they ever had.

**Parka81** · February 27th, 2009, 06:45 AM

It will be interesting to read into the minds of people who would buy that painting.

**Duq** · February 27th, 2009, 06:45 AM

Face it, kids are awesome artists :p

**hankfarkas** · March 4th, 2009, 05:25 PM

I like to imagine that abstract art was drawn on rough/uneven surfaces... maybe the next piece should be drawn from behind the canvas altogether to see how that turns out. My suggestion is not from my lack of interest in this one but just an idea for the next.

**DSillustration** · March 4th, 2009, 09:22 PM

bah.

Put these on white paper and they look like every other 2 year old's paintings.

Give the kid a colored surface, and a limited palette, of course it's going to look good.

**Noah Bradley** · March 4th, 2009, 10:00 PM

Well, ya can't blame the gallery too much.

**Kaffinated** · March 4th, 2009, 10:17 PM

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to get thru this thing called life.

**LORD M** · March 5th, 2009, 02:20 AM

Well, atleast she's not completely trashing a subwaycar while a friend films it and calls it art and gets support from the art-academy, like here in Sweden.

Oh and it is obviously her parents that put her up to this and uses her to make money.

**squidmonk3j** · March 5th, 2009, 02:44 AM

ppff...smearing shit is easy - the true skill lies in flinging it with accuracy.

**Carnifex** · March 5th, 2009, 08:10 AM

well,if i ever have kids,i'm so going to be rich.

**l33t fl33t** · March 5th, 2009, 10:08 AM

Will help create kids if you give me a percentage of the profit.

Will ask for less if you're hot and female.

**karmiclychee** · March 5th, 2009, 12:17 PM

Hmm... now, is it just me or does she have a freakishly good eye for composition for a two year old?

**spaztastic** · March 5th, 2009, 12:25 PM

at least now when I insult abstract artisits I can do it nicely... hehehe me> "Oh My goodness this looks like Aelita Andre's work, who painted it???"...painter> "oh why thank you, I did, don't you just get the feeling of angst behind it"... me>*snicker snicker yeah snicker angst snicker snort*...

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