You're not a real artist unless you have a real moustache

[Serpian]

We all know how it feels to be outmatched by another artist. Be all know that feeling of both great admiration and massive envy. The crushing knowledge of defeat can make the most proud man break down and cry. That knowledge, that no matter what, you will never have more than the second best moustache. Sometimes it just feels like this
Please contribute to this important and relevant thread

Oh, and names, please.

Philip Alexius de László


Akseli Gallen-Kallela


Albert Edelfelt


Salvador Dali


That's okay, Nietzsche, you don't have to be an artist to be able to have an awesome moustache!

Friedrich Nietzsche


Sir Claude McDonald


Hercule Poirot


You're welcome.

[Adam Synapse]

Philip Alexius de László.
Akseli Gallen-Kallela.
Albert Edelfelt.
Salvador Dali.
Friedrich Nietzsche.
Sir Claude McDonald.
Hercule Poirot.

PUSSIES

There is only this guy

[Brashen]

I couldn't find the name of this dude but he turned up when I search for great mustaches!!

[Serpian]

Brashen, that moustache is SO lame compared to this SOB:

Josef Stalin

[Adam Synapse]

Serpian, this one just seems so much more ballsy though

[dcorc]

Frida Kahlo

[Slash]

what about beards? ._.

[Serpian]

Beards are acceptable. But they must be magnificent.

EDIT:

Harry Shearer/Derek Smalls


EDIT2: Holy crap, Friedrich Engels!!!


EDIT3: van Dyck

[Brushcommander]

You're not a real artist unless you have a real moustache

.....

[Serpian]

Wow, it seems my argument is invalid, indeed!

But;

Frank Zappa


Ambrose Burnside, gave the sideburns their name!

[Brashen]

Hahaha most excellent!!

[Clochette]

There is a world Beard and moustache championship... yes there is!
Look here

This one is awesome!

[Peter Coene]

I couldn't find the name of this dude but he turned up when I search for great mustaches!!

That would be Charlie Chaplin

[algenpfleger]

[walnut]

Lemmy from motorhead and Alphonse Mucha. Bet you didn't ever expect to see those two mugs together in one post did ya?

[Faxtar]

Anders Zorn, mustachioed artist/ ladies man.

[Vorace]

bismarck!
ok not an artist... but eh, greast mustache

[Grief]

rick rude works on canvas too in a way

[Serpian]

Anders Zorn, mustachioed artist/ ladies man.

Man he really was a dirty old fart, wasn't he?

EDIT: did anyone say... ladies man?

Ron Jeremy

[CatConvention]

Mines pretty gnarly

[VulgarDragon]

William Lee Golden (Oak Ridge Boys)

...and ZZ Top!!!

[Slash]

Man, i feel inferior posting after ZZ top...

[Nibras]

So what to do if your a girl?

[Serpian]

Pffft, female artists??

No seriously, though, eat hormones?

[dcorc]

Danny Ramos Gomez

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypertrichosis

[Red Fleet]

If Frida Kahlo can do it, then so can you! You just gotta believe!

[Serpian]

dcorc, you just killed my moustache boner.

...

What?

[Elwell]

Leroy Neiman

Sergio Aragones

James Abbott McNeill Whistler

[Flake]

J.W. Waterhouse.



I think it's time to grow the beard.

[Asatira]

John William Waterhouse




edit: Ack! Flake, you just beat me to it. And the exact same photo too!