slacked for a few days, self-smack
So last night i was baked out at 7-11 and being the idiot I was not thinking, I tried to smuggishly steal some M&Ms. Very crackheadedly BTW, there was a short stubby hostile A-rab manning the cashier, through his circular specks constantly making small glimpses in my direction, I think he is a crackhead aswell, therefore a battle of crackheads for M&MS was about to occur. As I pocketed the cargo, it made plenty of crackling sounds and hardly made it all the way into my pocket as I already had change, my phone, and a pencil in that very same pocket. I attempted to swiftly move over to the chips and act as if I was buying something so cleverly I thought to myself. The A-rab was distracted by another consumer, but time was running short. So I made my move for any random bag, I stumbled over to the terrorist. Holding one hand over the bag in my left pocket, probably still making noises at this point standing right in front of him, he gave me a mean glimpse of acknowledgment as he proceeded to scan the bag, I thought to myself "S'ALL GOOOOOD" until he shot me a quick glimpse from behind the cashier, "No candy?" he stated to me, now on the outside, I was merely a baked idiot, bloodshot eyes up the ass kind of thing. And naturally, I didn't think and said prompty, "uhh no" as I tried to hand him two one dollar bills bundled together within a five I was trying to separate at the same time with one hand whilst maintaining my hand over the cargo. The dragon's glare turned evil as he stated "what's in your pocket?" I responded feverishly, "change, why?" then the dragon pounced! Over the counter he shoved his grubby little stub fingers into my pocket, yanked out the cargo. MISSION FAILIURE!!! BAIL OUT flashed within my neural receptors, I was actually about to say "I'll just pay for it" as soon as I could think for a second, but that brief moment of thought was pierced by "YOU MOTTER' FUCK'R" This gave me a shot of adrenaline as my natural instincts half wanted me to pounce and rip apart the A-rab but then the logical half of me told me to settle the situation, but as soon as I was about to resolve the matter peacefully, Iran launched their missiles at Korea, he jumped over the phone within two seconds and started dialing, giving me the coldest, meanest glare imaginable, and in retrospect, I speculate why he was so angry over 69 cent M&Ms. But I didn't have time to think! I had to flee at the moment of panic. So I bolted out the door, my friend with a befuddled look on his face inside the car with no idea what was happening, all he had saw was some crazy Indian guy yelling at me and me running out. As I started up the time machine to escape the A-rab it promptly booted as I had just gotten the rear ion stabilizers repaired just last week woohoo! as we bolted through time arrived back at my house 5 minutes in the future. Never to return to that 7-11 again
Seth sketched the giant head there, I just rendered it after he left
and mr pulli, a skrog/kvick collaboration
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. Also in the middle of editing promotional photos for something else, and putting it up on the website. 
. Weeee and a 3d face plus really bad mesh (retopoed even!) I've forgotten everything! 
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