What's lame as an artist, is when you're chatting up some very attractive individual and you're thinking about bone structure, proportions, curves, etc. INSTEAD of what you're supposed to be thinking about. Which is how smart she is.
On the whole roadkill thing...I'm surprised people think that's a big deal? I've picked up and "processed" a bunch of them... when I was young it was for fly tying materials...now it's just for fun. And I've only eaten roadkill twice.