Wacky label for cashews

[Liquidpope]

Backstory...

My buddy Casey, nicknamed Cashew ('cause he's a little white nut) had a bicycle accident recently.
Tried to jump a curb, but he had been drinking, so he landed on his face instead. Now his new nickname is Crashew.
Someone brought me a can of cashews. (halves and pieces, of course) and I made this new label for it.
The grapenuts thing, that's what he calls the crusty bits all over his face.

[SuperDashRendar]

LOL. This is the best thing I have seen on the graphic design forum all day. I think the image could be cropped tighter and the elements closer together. On my monitor the blood looks brown. The guy's face looks too pink like a pig and why are the crashews bruised? lol.