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[jrr]

i thought that chin-less guy was more disburbing looking than whatever it is the girl was doing.

[sanya]

Oh white people.

[Flake]

Racist.

[Wooly ESS]

You think this is embarrassing now? Just wait 25 years from now when she's running for mayor of Chicago!

[TASmith]

It used to be, when a pretty young coed wanted to make a fond college memory, she'd sleep with Ilaekae on the dean's desk, to be discovered by the Janitor the next morning. You see, that had some dignity! But this!?

[Ilaekae]

We were so much more...creative...in our day...

[slug45]

I just realized I wasted 10 min of my life with this shit.

On the other hand, some comments made it priceless.

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[Rist]

I dont think they meant it as art.

Just some weird food-pissing-shitting-blood spewing-masturbation orgy.

[t i m]

Ahh..sweet home Chicago!

[TheDirtSyndicate]

i call myself an artist.
i draw, paint, do collage, photography, play guitar, bass, drums, piano, sing, write all my own songs, do graphic design, motion graphics, animation, 3d modeling, write short stories, poetry, and currently writing a graphic novel...

in other words... i fucking earned the goddamn title.

i actually saw this exact same performance on the street the other day, downtown los angeles, but instead of her it was this crazy black dude. he fell asleep afterwards against a wall with no pants on. i see him every day, he asks me for money every fucking time i walk by him, even if its only been 2 minutes since the last time.

[OldJake666]

i call myself an artist.
i draw, paint, do collage, photography, play guitar, bass, drums, piano, sing, write all my own songs, do graphic design, motion graphics, animation, 3d modeling, write short stories, poetry, and currently writing a graphic novel...

in other words... i fucking earned the goddamn title.

Do you have any of your music online?

[TheDirtSyndicate]

yeah sure.
i actually just wrote this song for my father and recorded it as a gift. the lyrics tell a true story:
http://www.thedirtsyndicate.org/musi...atum_final.mp3

i've been on a real bluesy kick lately...
these are still rough... some of them have changed quite a bit (especially dusted, that one has vocals for the chorus now). they were recorded just so i wouldn't forget the chords (i cant write or read music so i record things). in other words... there are no lyrics... these are pure improv:

http://www.thedirtsyndicate.org/musi...TheseWalls.mp3
http://www.thedirtsyndicate.org/music/SheLied.mp3
http://www.thedirtsyndicate.org/music/dusted.mp3
i was really drunk when i recorded this one:
http://www.thedirtsyndicate.org/music/7years.mp3

this one is 100% improv from a drunken night with my buddy yun. we were just jamming out and didn't realize my dad was recording. ha
http://www.subdstudios.com/josh/07_Track_07.mp3

i also experiment with electronic music from time to time:
http://www.thedirtsyndicate.org/music/sweet.mp3

[TheDirtSyndicate]

oh, for some REALLY OLD STUFF, you can check out my ancient myspace page:
http://www.myspace.com/illalwaysbesecondbest

i haven't logged onto that site in YEARS, haha

[Raffix]

i actually just wrote this song for my father and recorded it as a gift. the lyrics tell a true story:
http://www.thedirtsyndicate.org/musi...atum_final.mp3

nice one man i really liked this

[arttorney]

You don't run for mayor of Chicago. You gotta pay good money for that job.

And

Thats what I'm saying- they always feel lazy and half-assed. I mean reallly if you're gonna go for it- GO FOR IT. Here's what I think she should have done;

--deep red mood lighting.
--step out wearing no clothes except for a George W. Bush mask. Keep the syllabic mumbling-BUT- just afterwards scream EVERYTHING IS SHIT!! as loud and shrill as possible-THEN-
-strobelights-
-drone industrial drum n bass chainsaw music
-Two effeminate black dudes dressed as satyrs with giant dildos strapped to their heads faux crucify her as she smears McDonalds' cheeseburgers all over herself.
--Finally--Shes lifted into the air and begins spraying the crowd with bodily fluids as the satyrs do the "running man".

Ha ha ha! I think I was at that Gwar concert in the Palladium. The mosh pit (which was basically every place) was so intense my friend got his knee thrashed.

And yeah, racism + art = I am not surprised Hitler already showed up in this thread.

[spaztastic]

I think I threw up a little in my mouth... No wait make that alot... mouthwash anyone?


I can really believe that some call this art... I lived in a city in Cali where they did this kinda junk all the time. They were rich and talentless, but the money made them "Artists" anyone with a decent amount of real talent was mocked and treated like an outcast because they didn't conform to the non-conformity.


But on a lighter note all the posts have made my day PURE AWESOME!!!
Oh the joy of drama.. How I missed thee so.

Oh and Thedirtysyndicate Your music F*CKING ROCKS!!! Please post more.

[TASmith]

This may sound strange, but I don't mind them calling it art. I mind them doing it. Especially considering the circumstances.



I remember someone in college suggesting I go see a play written by a student/friend, and I agreed. It took place in a little room where we all sat along the wall to watch. Turns out it was a prison story, and to represent work, each actor took turns pounding a metal bat into the floor as loud as possible. I wanted to leave after the first second, but I couldn't get up and walk out, as I'd have to step over people, who all looked disapprovingly at me as I looked around. I was the only one covering my ears. After the whole "work" thing, the play was actually decent, but....

[Portus]

Oh white people.

Yes it's clearly a race thing...

[slug45]

Yes it's clearly a race thing...

Sure, the one that evolved eons ago, and the one that didn't (I hope I don't have to explain wich is wich).

[Portus]

Sure, the one that evolved eons ago, and the one that didn't (I hope I don't have to explain wich is wich).

What I was getting at was that hipsters come in all shapes and sizes.

[TASmith]

It was just a joke. we know this.

There was a good comedian talking about stereotypes, especially how only white people are crazy. Then he says, "Hell Mike Tyson is like three crazy white people."

[Dorkthrone]

Amazing art sir, where can I fund this?

But seriously, hipsters.

[ninaw]

Is that what they're teaching in art schools these days?

[Rusty]

Christ! so even a fixed gear can opener is a b*tch to use eh?

[Armonah]

Do you know what's also funny about this? if it was a guy instead of a girl, he would get arrested without even finishing the performance, women can get away with so much more than men in this respect.

She did this in a private environment. If she were to do this in a public environment she'd get arrested just as quickly as a guy would.

Besides that, I raise you this man, who walks around with a projector attached to his junk and projects giant images of his penis on buildings.

[s.ketch]

Give him a break, he has to project his penis onto buildings. Guy has enough problems without being arrested.

[Ivory_Oasis]

Give him a break, he has to project his penis onto buildings. Guy has enough problems without being arrested.

hehehe it would be better if he ran around projecting it onto other people. P:

Jumping out from around the corner yelling "Raawr! my penis is on you!!"

[TASmith]

No, he doesn't have to yell anything, just show up at political rallies and project himself on the politicians from really far away. That's an action that speaks louder than words.

[Bourin]

hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Wooly ESS]

On a REALLY good night, he can cover the Empire State Building!