LMS3: Round One | RESULTS ARE IN FIRST POST

[Extollere]

shit! How could it be that I missed to sign up for this? Bleh, guess that's what I get for not paying attention.

[ArtByZak]

This is going to be AWESOME! I've been practicing a whole bunch of new techniques, and I've been waiting for somewhere to really break them out.

So...Carnifex, Goog, Chingwa, Farvus...the fates have brought us here, to this place of combat and death. Only one of us moves on, with a bloody bag filled with the drawing arms of his foes dragging behind him. I intend to keep my arms. But for that to happen, I must destroy you all.

Good luck to those who stand against me. I have no plans to be gentle. I'm not a cruel person, and the wails and screams you'll doubtless emit as I leave you there, bleeding into the sand and broken glass of the battlefield, will not bring me joy. Nor will they keep me awake at night. You chose this fate when you signed up for this slaughter fest. The consequences will be yours to deal with.

Besides, I will leave you with your other arm. If you are strong, if you can survive and learn to use it better than the one I've taken, you can come after me again one day. I'll be waiting, upon a throne built of the drawing arms of my foes, looking down on the vanquished, and painting a nice little picture of your suffering.

Which I'll sell on e-bay.

I don't even need to look at your portfolios and sketchbooks to know I will prevail! My tiny little hundred dollar wacom, old and scratched, with worn nib and a cord chewed through by a dog and held together with tape and willpower, will send fire through the 'net, and set your eyes ablaze! You won't even see me when I come to take your arm!

Now that I've talked the smack, I think maybe I should see if any of you whimpering ninnies have any talent. For your sake I hope you do, because I get no thrill out of stomping on helpless, legless kittens.

Sincerely,

Zak.

P.S. That Harrison Ford clip on ikuru's post was awesome. I couldn't stop watching it, couldn't stop laughing.

[strych9ine]

How are we doin', ladies and gentlemen? It's a tighter deadline than before, but I wanted to wrap this up before we all go traveling for the holidays. Everyone getting started, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? Anyone need a good massage? I can arrange.

[D.Labruyere]

Why don't I trust a guy with an avatar which says he's a girl who offers a massage

[NARobles]

Why don't I trust a guy with an avatar which says he's a girl who offers a massage

Fool me twice..

[ikuru]

Man!
Lets face it.
this one is a toughy...
I just been staring at my poor ass thumbs, wondering if they will ever fly or not...
I'm sure I'll get started eventually, but until then, here's another couple of gif's to give the impression I'm on it, all over it and that..



take care and Good Luck.

[alesoun]

I'm getting a sugar overdose here...

I WANT MEAT! RAW BLOODY MEAT!

I wanna Hurrican and onion sandwich on rye with blood running down my beard. I want mashed Danomight with garlic and hot sauce, with a side order of raw Arttorney with ground-up Pissed Off Scientist topping everything off. And coffee laced with drained blood and bile to rinse it all down!

You mean a 320lb turkey wasn't enough?

Thank Heaven I'm not in your round!

[Moai]

After much noodling and doodling, I do believe I now have my final idea.
Yer goin' down, Shelly Wan!!!

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[Ilaekae]

Does anyone know when this damn thing starts?

[Kamikazebob]

Does anyone know when this damn thing starts?

Do I sense some kind of sarcasm, or are you "For Serious?"



Also, that sandwich sounded great. I wants one.

[Ilaekae]

That's one...and in the first week...

Damn, this is gonna be easier than I thought...

[Kamikazebob]

Aww.


Curse you!

[nicolas]

get a room, loverboys! this competition is haters only, no gracious humility allowed!!!

[arttorney]

It's not going to be easier than you thought, Ilaekae.

As Yul Brynner said in Westworld: Draw!

[Laumee]

I'm in a very, very bad mood, completely stressed out, moving house next week.

BUT, even if I produce the worst piece of art a human being has ever laid eyes upon, I WILL SUBMIT IT.
No cats for me.

[Snarfevs]

Laumee, I know how you feel!

I had to move out of home the day before LMS2 Round 1 was due, with around 3 days notice. I do believe the phrase Cody used was 'half-arsed is better than no arse'

[Ilaekae]

Bring it on Arttorney. I gotta paddle with your name on it...

...and my kid sister has my funeral planned for the middle of next week, "if I don't mind..." but even THAT isn't gonna stop me from finishing LMS3...

[NARobles]

Did the verbal battle go to another forum and I'm missing it?

[Stark]

[Chris Noeth]

Match 12

* viag
* llothcat
* Oregano
* Chris Noeth
* HP

Good luck!

Chris

[Serpian]

best gif ever.

[strych9ine]

Reservist update:

lukavi has had to gracefully bow out for personal reasons (not a pussout, ladies and gentlemen), so Ragnar X has taken his spot in match 27.

That is all. *speaker feedback*

[Form]

dude that speaker feedback thing is really freaking me out. I feel like im in city 17 or something... eerie.

[nicolas]

best gif ever.

pretty good, but I prefer me some kirk....

[ikuru]

pretty good, but I prefer me some kirk....

Nicolas. That is a pretty funny gif dude (makes you wonder who's cock it was), but is it the funniest gif in the world? I think not...

The scientifically proven funniest gif in the world is this:

(was posted originally by Icon)

Now, here is some amazing, special News-gif footage (captured on a high-end future-cam), showing how it goes for me in round one!
Hope you Njoy it!

[hp]

Reservist update:

lukavi has had to gracefully bow out for personal reasons (not a pussout, ladies and gentlemen), so Ragnar X has taken his spot in match 27.

That is all. *speaker feedback*

hahaha now instead of being against lukavi (who is tough anyways), my bf is against ragnar...that is like the best news ever...

[inkerton]

Question for Cody - can those of us on the reserve list (but not likely to get drafted) submit entries anyways, and have them entered into matches in place of no-shows? This was done in the first round of LMS2, as I recall.

Sorry if this was asked already, I browsed the thread and didn't see it anywhere.

[strych9ine]

Yeah Plate, that's encouraged actually for anyone who wants a chance to slip in last minute. I'm aiming to keep these matches full.

Hi Form. *speaker feedback*

[Moai]

Ikuru, that third GIF is just wrong!

[ArtByZak]

Man, dead thread.

But I understand.

I'd talk more smack, but the deadline's pretty tight so I need to get back to work.