The cheer me up thread

[Ian Barker]

haha, that's great. so girls like that guy?

[nauvice]

[niphree]

It may not be Japanese but it still a mind F*UK.

definitely not Japanese but polish. Made by Tomasz Bagiński. Another one from him:

[karma militia]

I love the baginski movies, I think some are made with 'blender' too (free open source 3d software)

this one is really old, but i still like it...


And this is just some funny stand up about being broke (some swearing)

[BlightedArt]

Really simple, but this cheered me up:


"Did you know that studies show that 9 out of 10 surveys are wrong?"

[Carnifex]

that may be the single best gif i've seen this year those expressions are so hilarious,even better with some actual music playing in the background. oh man


and so i don't post empty-handed,stupid quotes time!

<heffalump75> so i was doing my food and tech exam, right..
<heffalump75> and for some reason they asked me to explain three different methods of cooking potatoes.
<heffalump75> I'd just recently watched LOTR as well.
<mmmBoris> Uh oh i can see where this is going
<heffalump75> In the first box i put "boil em," the second i put "mash em" and the third i put "stick em in a stew."
<heffalump75> And then on the side I drew a picture of Samwise Gamgee as best i could.
<heffalump75> I got a massive tick and full marks for that question.


<Comedy-> my beer needs an f5 button


<AnalInvasion> my dick is so big it has feet
<NinjaInThePants> my dick is so big popcorn now comes in small, medium, large, and my dick.


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<|Spanky|> peeing your pants it like happiness
<|Spanky|> everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth


<Snausages> So, an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar.
<Snausages> And the bartender says,
<Snausages> "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
<Myke> That struck a chord.
<Snausages> Careful with those puns, you'll get in treble.
<Myke> But they're key to my humour.
<Myke> And very noteworthy.


<SkyKing> freudian whip
<SkyKing> i mean slip
<SkyKing> doh


<Bonz> Paracelssus couldn't get a clue if he were drenched in clue pheromones, dancing in a clue field in the middle of clue mating season, wearing a clue suit, and shouting, "Clooo! Cloooo!"


<kisama> just leave clues as to your modem
<kisama> motive*


<PacerX> i made a kid stop crying today
<bemyfreak> awww, how sweet
<PacerX> i knocked him unconcious
<bemyfreak> WHAT


<Elan> There once was a man from nantucket.
<Elan> with a dick so long he could suck it
<Elan> and he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
<Elan> if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it


<p_digga> oh god i'm dumb when i'm stoned
<j3r3miah> why
<p_digga> i lost something on my desk, and i couldn't find it, so i moved my ssh window on my computer desktop to see if it was under it
<j3r3miah> oh god


<wirm> going to bed in 15 mins
<wirm> 10
<wirm> 12
<wirm> 14
<wirm> fucking download remain steady
<wirm> 13

[Quike Garcia]

<Snausages> So, an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar.
<Snausages> And the bartender says,
<Snausages> "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
<Myke> That struck a chord.
<Snausages> Careful with those puns, you'll get in treble.
<Myke> But they're key to my humour.
<Myke> And very noteworthy.

Man, this reaaaaally cheered me up

[Elam]

Sure it's been shown already, but it still hilarious.

[Irishdrunk]

Prepare to be mindfucked

[Hookswords]

What makes a fart

An interesting and funny article

[Carnifex]

[Ian Barker]

<p_digga> oh god i'm dumb when i'm stoned
<j3r3miah> why
<p_digga> i lost something on my desk, and i couldn't find it, so i moved my ssh window on my computer desktop to see if it was under it
<j3r3miah> oh god

This reminds me off the time I was drawing on paper and impulsively reached out to hit cmnd+z.

[AsaB]

That is hilarious!

I couldn't help but wonder whether they were inspired by this classic piece There are definitely similarities. Both are funny, anyway!

[Crash]

best gif EVER!!!

[SalOnimaruRem]

shoop da woop version

[Cerasela]

ready to socialize

[The7Artist7]

[Hookswords]

See the rest of the Alphabet of awesome here http://www.neillcameron.com/A_to_Z.html

[Slash]

This cheered me up today:




Translates into something like this:

What have you done for easter?

Folke Eriksson, 48, Unemployed, from Surahammar:

"I've been drinking alcohol."

[LORD M]

[Choob]

Game trailers.



Are you a Halo Fanboy?

[Choob]

Game trailers.



Are you a Halo Fanboy?

[Dorkthrone]

Try and make out what this is saying. Just try.

[Ian Barker]

[ArtZealot]

[Jovian M]

[Psychotime]

Greatest breakfast food in existence.

(Cinnamon is the best. I guess that one has Latin people on it.)

I have no clue how I never noticed this.

[Randis]

lolz oww

[Mr.Delicious]

Rafael Gallur just made my whole day









more on his deviant art

[LORD M]