The cheer me up thread

[Crane]

Some more animal madness, thought the owl one required some text! also the horse one.

[biglu]

[biglu]

[Costau D]

[Mebiusu]

America, What time is love?

[LORD M]

I found this straight out hilarious, and hope you do the same.

[Mebiusu]

[squidmonk3j]

biglu's post reminded me of a 2-page spread i did for a comic magazine some years back...hasn't aged too well, but what the heck:

[La Ligne Noire]

Haha the beer add made me laugh, though I don't drink beer or any other alcoholic consumption.

[LORD M]

[Brushcommander]

Haha the beer add made me laugh, though I don't drink beer or any other alcoholic consumption.

That's just sad.. and I thought this was the "cheer me up" thread.

[MiniGoth]

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[Keeviin]

[Jason Ross]

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youtube embed fail.

[Mebiusu]

[SoufMeng]

yurk!
...
So i just pasted MiniGoth's code into google to try to find his video and somehow i was redirected to sweetIm which found another one with a close embed code.
I guess Jason Ross got the right vid but thought i'd post this one, its quite well done.

[IKV Nexis]

Anyone see this one yet? When I look at others work here this is how I feel about mine.

[Jason Rainville]

One of my favorite Whose line games "Looks like you've been freshly sugared"




Cool music video


Awesome ragtime pianist plays video game themes blind


Edit: Ha crazy, the people liked it so much that their whole music group created their own arrangement and jammed out:



Instant cheer-me-up

[LORD M]

Which would you pick?

[Grief]

[MiniGoth]

That's the one SM - I'm just embed -disabled.

[SoufMeng]

Oh ok my bad.
To embed take the embed code from youtube and paste it in between the quote tags, then just replace the "quote"s by the letters "yt".

[Jason Ross]

Reminded me of this video...sorry if this is a double post.

[Noa K]

gotta love robbotchicken!

[Grief]

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Pets in the building

Hello David

I have received your email and wish to remind you that the strata agreement states that no animals are allowed in the building regardless of if your apartment is soundproof. How many dogs do you have at the premises?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 1.52pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Currently I only have eight dogs but one is expecting puppies and I am very excited by this. I am hoping for a litter of at least ten as this is the number required to participate in dog sled racing. I have read every Jack London novel in preparation and have constructed my own sled from timber I borrowed from the construction site across the road during the night. I have devised a plan which I feel will ensure me taking first place in the next national dog sled championships. For the first year of the puppies life I intend to say the word mush then chase them violently around the apartment while yelling and hitting saucepan lids together. I have estimated that the soundproofing of my apartment should block out at least sixty percent of the noise and the dogs will learn to associate the word mush with great fear so when I yell it on race day, the panic and released adrenaline will spur them on to being winners. I am so confident of this being a foolproof plan that I intend to sell all my furniture the day before the race and bet the proceeds on coming first place.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 9.43am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, I am unsure what to make of your email. Do you have pets in the apartment or not?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 11.27am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

No. I have a goldfish but due to the air conditioner in my apartment being stuck on a constant two degrees celcius, the water in its bowl is iced over and he has not moved for a while so I do not think he is capable of disturbing the neighbours. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh. Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhoea.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 1.46pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Hello David

You cannot play sounds of dogs or any noise at a volume that disturbs others. I am sure you can appreciate that these rules are for the benefit of all residents of the building. Fish are fine. You cannot have ducks in the apartment though. If it was small birds that would be ok.

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 2.18pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

They are very small ducks.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 4.06pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, under section 4 of the strata residency agreement it states that you cannot have pets. You agreed to these rules when you signed the forms. These rules are set out to benefit everyone in the building including yourself. Do you have a telephone number I can call you on to discuss?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 5.02pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

The ducks will no doubt be flying south for the winter soon so it will not be an issue. It is probably for the best as they are not getting along very well with my seventeen cats anyway. .

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Monday 25 May 2009 9.22am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, I am just going to write on the forms that we have investigated and you do not have any pets.

[George Abraham]

What would happen if God filed suit for copyright infringements?

[George Abraham]

Artrage 3 rumour?

[Hookswords]

Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhoea.

That is the best thing I've read today.

[Jason Ross]

Very short but funny vid...embedding was disabled in this vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDRa9I-NwDY

[hippl5]

Ordinary cooking show. Skip to 0:45. Also, a part at 3:40