Now, i wrote up this list for myself and my friends after i saw a commercial earlier today. I figured you guys can make good use of it too. Feel free to add your own. (Sorry none of these are art related, none of my friends are artists)
-She has already made up her mind about you.
-When joking, know your audience.
-You will end up just like your mother/father.
-It probably will happen to you.
-If your date says "i'll call you", they probably won't.
-Good looks beat a good attitude.
-The quiet ones are never quiet in bed.
-The guy who brags the least usually has the most to brag about.
-It isn't always there fault, sometimes its yours.
-You won't ever see what you have until its gone.
-There is no real way to tell how good someone is in bed until you hop in with them.
-If it sounds too good to be true, it is.
-Drunk actions are sober thoughts.
-Youth comes standard, talent comes with experience.
-You don't want to be working on your bachelors at 25.
-Life is what you make of it.
-All things in moderation, including moderation.
-You are not special.
-Whoever told you life was fair, was wrong.
-People will like you if you smile more.
-Diplomacy is more important then you think.
-Do all the good things your parents did, but don't do the bad things.
-You can't blame everyone else.
-If you're a lot older then her, she might not be a "catch" but just have issues.
-No, she doesn't know what she is missing, but that doesn't matter.
-Dating is difficult, but so is being the crazy cat lady.
-Don't expect them to return the favor.
-Every guy wants two girls, regardless if he can even handle one.
-If you never tell them, how will they know?
-Pick your battles.
-Never piss where you sleep.
-You do need to wise up.
-You always find what you need when you stop looking.
-Yes, it sucks that girls drink for free, but you never got felt up on the dance floor by a guy who could be your dad.
-Girls really do want a nice guy, just one who isn't to anyone else.
-Regardless of how good looking you are, there is always someone sexier then you hitting on her.
-If you're sober enough to see she is ugly, don't let your friend bring her back to his place tonight.
-Beer goggles work both ways.
-Age is relative, maturity is nearly carved in stone.
-Expecting the world to treat you well because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegitarian.
-If you think your sex life is crazy, you might be surprised how much you and your parents have in common.
-If you have to do it, figure it out how to do it fastest.
-If you don't have enough time to do it right the first time, you won't have enough time to do it over.
-Life is a grand competition where you're prize for winning is a nicely carved gravestone.
-Yes, you will regret it when you are older.
-Being healthy is not as hard as you think.
-Having a back bone and starting fights are not the same thing.
-Respect is something you earn, not something you are entitled.
-No one can keep a secret, ever.
-Just because you know you don't cheat, doesn't mean she won't.
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Originally Posted by Lord Blue
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