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    I just got off the phone with SeaWorld

    They recorded my call for training porpoises


    ok bad puns or jokes please


    edit. ok i am dissapoint with this Lounge
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    I sea what you did there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tempoe View Post
    They recorded my call for training porpoises
    Who recorded the call? Someone in the human racehorses department?

    Thought this thread was about…


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    Quote Originally Posted by bill618 View Post
    Who recorded the call? Someone in the human racehorses department?

    Thought this thread was about…
    Wow, way to make a big deal about absolutely nothing. It was an accident FFS and they were told
    beforehand not to pick up the trays.

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    This thread is carp

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    Hai guise, whats going on here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artimatum View Post
    Hai guise, whats going on here?
    Eye did nawt hit her, I did NAWT.

    it would seem as though we have stuff going on here. and things. and whale keep on doing them too. oh the places you'll go.

    water you think is going on here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by themegagod View Post
    Eye did nawt hit her, I did NAWT.

    it would seem as though we have stuff going on here. and things. and whale keep on doing them too. oh the places you'll go.

    water you think is going on here?

    lol its blurring the line between puns and speech impediments.

    EDIT: oh i forgot to make a pun.... ... uhh heyyyyyy punk!



    hehe!

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    Yeah, I think this one has run its course. It was a fun albeit brief interlude, but we already have a Cheer me Up and Random Chatter thread.
    We don't need another time waster.

    Besides, nothing can top my fish joke.

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