The Happy single-peoples Club

**AlexEh** · March 3rd, 2011, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by lolbbq

I dont know about that one... if a rich person paid me 2 grand to have sex with them.... ide give them the time of their life...

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i went there...

**Vari** · March 3rd, 2011, 06:07 PM

Well I can't say I'm happy, but I'm not sad at least... most of the time. Most of my good friends from school are still single so it's not like I'm special

Sometimes I wish I had someone to hug you know, but I still haven't found this "extraordinary girl" that I'm looking for. I probably never will, but if I wanted a girlfriend I can have one. She is really nice girl, but she doesn't make me go apeshit crazy you know. I'll just keep looking, but I'm not going around poking every girl. And yet "Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me... 'Til then I walk alone... " (Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams). Yeah that's two Green day quotes in my post, they just sing the songs of my life

**dpaint** · March 3rd, 2011, 06:41 PM

[QUOTE=lolbbq;3047083]I dont know about that one... if a rich person paid me 2 grand to have sex with them.... ide give them the time of their life...

Men don't pay to have sex with women, they pay to them to leave in the morning...

**JakehC** · March 3rd, 2011, 09:02 PM

haha thats funny in the worst way.

**{CKL}** · March 4th, 2011, 12:12 AM

The Unbearable Lightness of Being

I prefer the weight of a relationship myself, but more power to you single folks.

**Kamber Parrk** · March 4th, 2011, 12:31 AM

This thread needs some Merle Haggard:

**OmenSpirits** · March 4th, 2011, 12:38 AM

I can get bored of someone rather quick.

If they don't have a purpose in their life, some feel or desire to move forward, TOTAL turnoff.

(Also don't like tats on a woman, but that's just a personal idiosyncrasy)

**Odayga** · March 4th, 2011, 02:38 PM

I've been on my own for a couple years but I'm overall a very happy person and would rather be creating and improving myself as an artist.. thats the greatest joy and purpose in my life..being in the moment and enjoying/appreciating every second of it...

Being alone is highly underrated in our society, if you dont have a boyfriend/girlfriend you basically cant do anything if your friends are couples, might as well forget making friends at that point because your invisible.. thats why im glad all mine are single

..the media has really been forcing marriage on women and children are having sex in the 3rd grade nowadays.. man.. what happened? I mean I'm only 21 and my college is full of engaged people and married couples.. seems like its getting earlier every generation..live people.. got way more ahead than just raising babies and wasting life being an "at home wife"..

I just let relationships happen overall. I go with the flow, am down to earth and easy going. Dont force it or fight it, just let it be..

**Naidy** · March 4th, 2011, 04:45 PM

Life is pretty fine forever alone, but then again I've never been a touchy-feely kind of person. I'm close to my family and I don't have much trouble making friends so I don't feel I'm missing anything being single.

But hey, if the right person came along I wouldn't fight it. lol

**Black Spot** · March 4th, 2011, 05:37 PM

Hubby was 44 and I was 30 when we got married. Both of us were quite happily bumbling along in life before we met each other, nor was it the 'Grand Passion'. We knew each other for a couple of years before he asked me watch him play cricket. Be happy being single, have fun (I did) and find a friend you can talk to and do the cryptic crossword in the Times with.

**Wooly ESS** · March 4th, 2011, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by Naomi Ningishzidda

...a paid manwhore...

NOW you tell me!

**Flake** · March 4th, 2011, 08:40 PM

Y'know what's really irritating?
Recently loved-up married couples who met a year ago and squeezed out a baby giving me relationship advice.
"Oh aren't you married?" "Well, I imagine you'll be having a little one soon, eh?"

No, fuck right off.

We don't want kids right now and we've been "living in sin" for a decade longer than you've been married.
We've been together longer than your marriage, your best mates marriage and your parents recent marriage combined.

If you're both still together in a decade then you can offer me your wise counsel on how to have a long term relationship, until then zip it.

/rant

**Odayga** · March 4th, 2011, 11:38 PM

Couples overall, are very annoying (dont get me started on fucking valentines day).. They rub it in your face ontop of that or demean you if your not up to par or a "loner".

**Beeston** · March 4th, 2011, 11:42 PM

Public displays of affection are nice and all, but I feel like it could be somewhat considerate of couples who want to be very passionate to abstain from that until they have a little bit of privacy. To make myself feel better I like to think 'Well hey, at least he'll have to fork out $400 on shoes tomorrow to earn that makeout session..'

**Odayga** · March 5th, 2011, 02:02 AM

I find it depressing.

**Sunseaker** · March 5th, 2011, 07:05 PM

Blates not worth the hassle.

Valentines Day? Today? Oh-shi...!

You're allergic to fish?

Next weekend, I promise.

Make me a samich.

You said you would take me shopping!

Whos this text from!?

**Cherry_Cheesecake100** · March 5th, 2011, 07:28 PM

I try to abstain from talking about my boyfriend, unless asked, with others because I know from experience that most people really don't give a rat's ass.
Also couples that make out in public: Barf.
Though when couples do get all gushy and kissy kissy in public enough to make you want to vomit it does make it funnier when they inevitably break up. (If you know them)

**nauvice** · March 5th, 2011, 09:22 PM

**goldilockz** · March 5th, 2011, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by damascus57

Public displays of affection are nice and all, but I feel like it could be somewhat considerate of couples who want to be very passionate to abstain from that until they have a little bit of privacy. To make myself feel better I like to think 'Well hey, at least he'll have to fork out $400 on shoes tomorrow to earn that makeout session..'

Ew, seriously. Holding hands and a tiny peck of a kiss now and then in public are fine. But the 20something couple making out in the bread aisle of Wal-Mart today was more than I could handle. Luckily, my toddler broke up the snog-fest with her pointing, laughing, and saying "Gah?? GAH??" Thank you tiny child for embarrassing the idiots and letting the rest of us shop for our processed foods in peace.

**JakehC** · March 5th, 2011, 11:06 PM

Now that we know whose all single in here... its time to procreate biaches...

**Beeston** · March 5th, 2011, 11:48 PM

I'll start us off:

**Chipsterology** · March 6th, 2011, 03:05 AM

Being an unattached man= is a male artist obligation. I'm on Twitter and FB now picking my field goal direction.....

Finding a good woman is a blessing also though. When this happens, shut the whoring down.

**Hyskoa** · March 6th, 2011, 08:01 AM

Every day this place is turning more and more into reddit.
Without the political or intellectual/scientific discussions of course.

**Sulphur** · March 6th, 2011, 08:48 AM

So let me get this straight, this is a thread full of single artists with simalar mindsets wanting simalar things, bitching about how they will never find anyone because nobody understands or wants a person like them