'Greatest' Picture EVER... prove me wrong CA

[DeadlyFreeze]

A first glance and I almost trudge along but then it hits me. My brain stirs, my heart races, its dawns on me. You've found the greatest picture ever. I can do nothing but stare, every gesture, every slight nuance, the characters, the faces..... my eyes roll back in my head and I start to froth at the mouth....



high res, ughhhh

....yes take it all in, if you can. The best lulz are from his site...

http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork...tpiece_id=353#

...check the awesome roll over of the right hand side! LIBERALS!!!!!

[Krato]

that picture makes about as much sense as religion does..

[Pigeonkill]

These might be as equally as inspiring...

Alphose Mucha

http://conceptart.org/forums/showthr...=alphose+mucha

It's all just personal taste.

[el coro]

i think thats don johnson standing behind abe lincoln on the left there.

[KonnA]

I find it awesome how Jesus was born in the east and is white. I just love it. I also love how he's American even though he was born far before the America/USA we know was even created.

[Yanta]

Good work but it would be cooler if the judge was wearing the woman's aborted fetus as a hat and there would be blood all over the place but there would be like a bunch of tissues falling out of the sky since this is supposed to be a symbolic image.

[meth]

you are on some awsome drugZ my friend, enjoy

M

[alesoun]

Aw! And James Wilson (who, family history says was an ancestor of mine) was missed out!

I'm gutted....

[velderia]

Kid pointing: *Reading* Wait... What?

Guy on cellphone: OMGtwitterblogtalkJESUSishere

Reporter: Oh hai

Darwin guy: This guy is just doing it for the Lulz.


Love it.

[LORD M]

Too much propaganda for my taste.

Edit:

Oh look! Emperor Palpatine is in the pic! Now I see why it's awesome!

[jcpahl]

Wait, what?

[{CKL}]

Lol, you beat me to it Lord M.

[LORD M]

Wait, what?

Please post the whole Cthulhu one!

[{CKL}]

DeadlyFreeze, in the immortal words of Harry Dunne, alla Dumb and Dumber:

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!"

[jcpahl]

Please post the whole Cthulhu one!

http://i.imgur.com/r4e2C.jpg

[DSillustration]

The painting is titled "One Nation Under God", and depicts Jesus holding the Constitution.
Yet, the word "God" is never even mentioned in the Constitution.
In fact, it was expressly avoided.
It seems someone has the missed the entire fucking point of our Country's value system.

ugg.

At least it's well painted.

[Blahm]

some good bathroom art.

[OmenSpirits]

the painting is titled "one nation under god", and depicts jesus holding the constitution.
Yet, the word "god" is never even mentioned in the constitution.
In fact, it was expressly avoided.
It seems someone has the missed the entire fucking point of our country's value system.

Ugg.

At least it's well painted.

hell yeah!

We value kids who get "trapped" in weather ballons!

[Eric Young]

extremely good painting, in the sense of how it's painted. But I totally disagree with the message.

[Interceptor]

that paintover startled me a bit. hehe.

[kingdust]

This doesn't seem like the best picture ever... all it did was remind me of the shallow minded Healthcare riots. The Cthulu one comes close to a turn-on though.

[Dorkthrone]

I saw this on Wonkette a week or two ago. It's completely ridiculous and makes no logical sense, but it's still hilarious.

[nauvice]

the only thing that interest me from any religious flier is usually the art, they're mostly done by great realism illustrators.


o and Im not religious, but I dont condone any anti-religion sentiment.... its the people who abuse it who are at fault, not the religion itself. People who go out of their way to express their opinion of how bad a simple belief is are just as worst as the zealots who use it to profit off of.

in other words, why are you trying so hard rationalize this picture, as if anyone even expected it to make absolute sense? The guy in the middle is born from a virgin mother...

EDIT: O GOD I JUST READ THE WEBSITE AND I cant blame anyone who bashes Religion, People who still strongly believe in that crap are ALL zealots anyway. The painting didnt have any effect on me.... Reading its meaning made me angry

[Randis]

i dont like the composition and the perspective is off.

[Irishdrunk]

Damn, I need to get the name of that guy's conditioner. Looks heavenly.

[Helltroll]

Is it just me or is the Tree of Gondor embroidered across Jesus' robe?

[Krato]

Is it just me or is the Tree of Gondor embroidered across Jesus' robe?

yea i see it too, he's covering all his bases

[Dorkthrone]

i dont like the composition and the perspective is off.

Good points. I just now noticed the perspective problems. And yeah, the composition is too symmetrical to be very interesting.

[Mock]

All I can think of when looking at this image is, "Damn. And almost all of the black people are still stuck in the back."

[medik]

"He tries to place himself on an equal footing with God, but he is still nothing next to the intelligence of the Creator."

LOL.