Uh,how to smear paint on fish,and then wipe your ass thread

**A.Malec** · November 10th, 2003, 03:20 PM

Some of my latest works.Please do not try to purchase.Sold out.http://quickwebstore.com/gyorub All of my work is completly unembelished.

Actuall size of this fish was 37 inches.

**stalecracker** · November 10th, 2003, 03:34 PM

uh......

huh?

**empty** · November 10th, 2003, 04:01 PM

i'll buy one if they sing... i can't get over that singing fish my uncle has over his fireplace. i love it.

**Sammy** · November 10th, 2003, 04:02 PM

WOW, these are rubbings?!

please do tell your process!

**A.Malec** · November 10th, 2003, 04:23 PM

These rubbings where created by using the traditional direct method.

**Scrubbin Bubbles** · November 11th, 2003, 06:03 PM

you rubbed a real fish?

**nardfrog** · November 11th, 2003, 06:09 PM

are you talking about masturbating?

**Killer Napkins** · November 11th, 2003, 06:13 PM

oh .. how i love to masturbate

**defcombeta** · November 11th, 2003, 06:41 PM

um its a fish , um on a black bg and um its red , is it a devil fish or something, um lost , leaving now :evilbat:

**Killer Napkins** · November 11th, 2003, 06:42 PM

no u moronic infintile!! cant you see .. its so clear and simple!.. its a FIZ-UCKING RED SNAPPER!!!

**defcombeta** · November 11th, 2003, 06:51 PM

ooook ,its still a fish, its ok for a rubbing but would not classical sculpture etc be a better subject for rubbings.

**nil** · November 11th, 2003, 09:26 PM

welcome to concept art.org

:fish: :confused:

**OLSEN** · November 11th, 2003, 09:33 PM

I like them. But i have no idea how they were made, do you actually rub the fish to the paper or what? Im aware that i sound like a complete idiot now, but pleeeease tell me how to rubb fish.

**Killer Napkins** · November 11th, 2003, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by A.Malec
These rubbings where created by using the traditional direct method.
As are all of my rubbings.

lol i think he already said it.. HAHAHA.. i think u actually take the fish and rub it on ur balls .. i dunno some dude on AIM told me that .. i didnt understand the point of it tho

**ClocktowerArtworks** · November 11th, 2003, 09:39 PM

it's nice that you've all turned this in to a junior highschool cafeteria conversation. i too am interested in how this was done...don't think i've ever heard of it. the fish, that is, not the masturbation.

**mos667** · November 11th, 2003, 09:52 PM

here?
Thank god for google.

(I hope he meant that as opposed to this)

**Killer Napkins** · November 11th, 2003, 09:55 PM

hmm now i understand japanese stuffs.. and the anal sex.. that more informative than ANYTHING!!.. whered u find that book .. i need it!

**Chewbacca** · November 11th, 2003, 10:24 PM

did you use any ointment when you rubbed the fish on your balls? Does it itch?

**fish~** · November 12th, 2003, 01:03 AM

very nice.

**brads3d** · November 12th, 2003, 01:05 AM

Are you sure I can't buy this particular rubbing? I'm getting bored of my traditional masterbation, and would really like to try the fish method. Maybe when one of the other purchasers is done with it, I could buy it for half price?

**A.Malec** · November 12th, 2003, 03:01 AM

What Happened?

**Howdy** · November 12th, 2003, 04:07 AM

This thread is insane! It is a full moon out, right?

I don't know why but I am laughing so much I can barely type. The idea of rubbing an actual fish on a piece of paper sounds like something dreamed up by Monty Python.

I wonder if you can do other animals? Rub some snakes maybe? A rat? A cat?

(Guy, I am sure it is hard work. It sounds hilarious)

**A.Malec** · November 12th, 2003, 02:55 PM

**Flint** · November 12th, 2003, 03:32 PM

And I thought it was an optical illusion, I was waiting for the fish to change into something.

Fish rubbing... :eek:

Did the fish enjoy being rubbed?

**Main Loop** · November 12th, 2003, 03:38 PM

i dunno about you guys but i think they're pretty cool.. id rather draw them than "rub" them.. but nice painting

**A.Malec** · November 12th, 2003, 03:48 PM

The fish enjoyed being rubbed.
Can't think of a better way to immortalize these beautiful creatures.
Someday they will no longer exsist.

**Killer Napkins** · November 12th, 2003, 05:37 PM

hmm maybe mount them... in a non sexual way

**mos667** · November 12th, 2003, 06:25 PM

There will be no mounting of the fish here, Killer Napkins. There are women and children (so share!).

SO! Can you "rub" other animals? Like snakes and stuff? Or is it limited to the rubbing of the fish. Also, how long does each "rubbing" session take?

mos.

< Mr. Serious

**Killer Napkins** · November 12th, 2003, 06:34 PM

well i mounted my deer i shot last year

.. it was good for me.. i dunno if it was so good for him

**Marie** · November 12th, 2003, 06:53 PM

heh, I'll refrain from any silly comments, hard to think of one that isn't already said...

Seriously, I looked up Gyotaku, as this seemed kind of interesting...

I like your second fish better than the first. I'm not sure if you are pressing too hard or using too much paint/ink, but its seems to lose detail in the thickeness of the paint/ink.

What I really liked about much of the gyotaku that I saw was the lost and foundness of it so to speak. Some parts were left to fade to very little to no paint, while others where very detailed as far as scales etc... it was simple and elegant. Reminded me of the sumi type painting.

Its kind of a neat thing to do, like making artistic fossils, therefore immortalizing not only the fish but the artists work... too bad they won't last as long as some fossils

... !! When a fish dies in your fish tank, and your little kid (or you) is rather sad about, you could do this before flushing it... then hang it on the wall... problem is, with the way I went through fish I would run out of wall room.. :mumble:

err anyway keep up the fish rubbing, really would be interesting to see how an artist evolves in fish rubbing over time... (just don't lick them... some fish aren't healthy to lick...)