C.O.W. - #003: Anal parasite

[Fozzybar]

http://www.conceptart.org/forums/images/cow/cow.jpg


Round #003

Topic:
Anal parasite


Deadline:
18.02.2005




- for any questions or help go here:
http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?t=37512

note: The deadline won't be EXACTLY after a week...it can last up to 24 hours more, i am human and have to work also, you know ;)

Post your creature for this week!

[Fozzybar]

Note: For heaven's sake I don't want any reference pics here! :moon: And please be careful with the "environment"... :nohope: :S :^^: :dur:

Now have fun and again TAKE TIME for your artwork...no rushed scribbles please...

[Form]

yes mum ;)

[thebluepuppy]

looks fun. heres my submission.

/m\ . just kidding.

[Fozzybar]

yes mum ;)

hehe....i REALLY didn't think of you when i wrote this ;)

[Fozzybar]

btw i added a new rule:

Only art made for this activity only is allowed - no old art!

I just saw an entry for the last round, which was posted on another thread 2 weeks ago...

[H.Evans]

anal...parasite? sounds very...uncomfortable.
i'm sure sharhar would like that. ;)

thats very inappropriate and insensitive. not funny at all.
(sharhar started the gay/lesbian art thread and posts his work there.)

[egerie]

anal...parasite? sounds very...uncomfortable.
i'm sure sharhar would like that. ;)
What the fuck is wrong with you ? I didn't think it possible but that's your most retarded comment so far.

[Xpose]

My submission

Skudge- a cousin to a leech it finds it's way in your body through contaminated water (in egg form). Then after it hatches it travels through you intestinal track using it's arms/ flippers. It secretes a chemical so you never now when it's feeding but you definitely can feel it moving around. Infection of this dude can prove to be fatal if not detected early.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/xpose/drawings/analparasiteresized.jpg

[cotron]

anal...parasite? sounds very...uncomfortable.
i'm sure sharhar would like that. ;)

wow, you are the king of fucking stupid posts.

[arteric]

No reference photos for this one Fozzy? Damn my luck, and this just HAPPENS to be the week I get one! Wouldn't you know it.

As for the sudden mean comment recently posted in here, all I can say is that this has been a great place to come to in my short time here. It is a real art community... let's keep it a community... and keep mean, thoughtless comments out of these posts, ok?

-Eric

[Mike Corriero]

I was thinking of drawing a butt monster before reading fozzy's first comment about being careful with referenced images ;) and "environment".

btw- I apologize for my rushed crappy entry for the last topic. :bashful: :nohope: >:{

[Ostrander]

http://rhinohidestudios.com/images/anal%20parasite%20fin.jpg
Here we have an adult Malerondia Analicthys, better known as an Anal Fish Noodler.
The Anal Fish Noodler can grow to 1-2cm from snout to tail barbs; they are common in a variety of barnyard animals from goats and sheep to pigs and cattle. Like many parasitic organisms, they feed off the hosts blood supply firmly imbedding itself in the hosts anal cavity. Here the Anal Fish Noodler burrows its snout into the fleshy walls and feasts unbeknownst to the victim. However, not as common in human beings their egg larvae are still transmitted via undercooked meat products from these farm animals. There have been several documented cases of children succumbing to the ill favored effects of these parasites through ingestion, some of the tell-tale signs of infestation are high fever with vomiting as well as gastric pains and anal weeping.
It is very important to address the issue of infestation with a hot vinegar enema and an appropriate dose of Tylenol. Left untreated patients are susceptible to high anxiety, night sweats, fever blisters in the anus, horrendous anal itching and uncontrollable stools. Remember to always wash your hands and always cook your food thoroughly. :P

[Prometheus|ANJ]

Submissions goes here?


The Itarian celibacy colony on Harthos 4 had to evacuate two weeks after deployment due to a most unpleasant encounter with the larvae form of the indigenous Proton beasts. It attaches itself to the body of a host, which is normally a giant mudskipper which dwell in the swamp regions on Harthos 4.
However, they also developed a taste for the colonist's... rear regions. Several of the Itarian colonists actually died from embarrassment (dying from 'emotional peaks' is a actually common cause of death among the prude Itarians).

The Proton beast lavae feeds on the excrement of its host, and by attaching itself to the anus of the host it assures that no competitors get access to the 'food'. Its digestion system is so developed that the lavae doesn't actually have an anus. During a period of two weeks it will grow to 20 times it's original size and a diameter of 40 centimeter. At this point the host is too encumbered and is no longer able to gather food. Because the host is no longer useful, the larvae detaches.

After detachment it quickly cocoons, and a fully developed Proton beast hatches only a week later. The Proton beast got its name from the fact that it can shoot lethal proton beams through its eyes!


http://itchstudios.com/psg/misc4/a_para.jpg

[Gaither]

http://www.gaithergraphix.com/frog/ugly.jpg

[ack]

Fido had been losing weight recently, and upon further investigation they found this "little" critter. Latching on to the walls of the large intestine with its clawed tentacles makes sure everything that goes that way goes through the worm too and leaving through its rear opening.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/ack/maskweb.jpg

Pictures show the worm with its former host, "Fido, who can now be reunited with his owner after a horribly long stay at the vet) and the worm posed next to a human for size refernce.

[Matt Dixon]

Prom - Just when you think the pic and description can't get any cooler, " ...it can shoot lethal proton beams through its eyes! " Wicked!

Looks like this is going to be a good one! How much do I LOVE the Creature Of the Week..!!

[bracomadar]

http://bracomadar.0catch.com/art/cow3.jpg
This parasite can only enter your body if you sit naked on a raw duck. For those foolish enough to sit naked on a raw duck and contract this horrible little critter, death will not come quickly. The Butt Duck will stick his barbed tail into the wall lining in the intestines. It will then lay its eggs into the bloodstream. The eggs will travel to the victim's brain where they hatch and cause havoc there. The victim will suffer brain damage, resulting in a waddling walk, constant quacking, and an uncontrollable urge to swim. Death soon follows these symptoms when the infected individual jumps off a cliff/tall building believing he can fly.

[Thestral]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/fundesign/perrysite.jpg

This is one creature that refuses to accept anybody else’s views as correct except its own. It attaches itself to Internet forum threads and proceeds to spew out mean comments then feeds off the negative responses that follow. Most viewers describe this stubborn little creature’s attitude as being very anal and therefore dub them "anal parasites".

[Gaither]

I think John Karry has an "Anal Fish Noodler" tattooed on his right arm?








:$

[I.was.ink]

He may look small and cute, but wait untill he floats around through your insides and goes on a rampage with those buck teeth of his. ;)

http://www.visiblesurface.com/iwasink/sketch/analparasite_ink.jpg

-ink

[Kresh]

Here's mine. Just a quick sketch don't have time to finish I gotta run. Was fun though.

This nasty sucker pinches inside the walls of your colon and sucks your blood. Then with its asexual properties will lay its offspring in you, and then you die slowly and painfuly :nohope:
http://home.comcast.net/~simic2425/analparasite.jpg

[arteric]

Thestral.... I nearly keeled over from laughing so hard.....

GREAT ENTRY....

-Eric :tihi: :D :}

[davi]

http://davivsjapan.com/cotd2/cow03.jpg

edit:
opps forgot a description

Um it's an anal parasite.

[Mike Corriero]

Nice one Davi- I like how parts are thin transparent pieces of skin.

ANAL PARASITE- usually most humans are infected when they become in contact with some kind of rusted metal. This little critter cuts it's way through the anal cavity with its sharp claw like feet of which there are 4. When it finds a nice cozy spot it likes, it burrows on in and attaches itself firmly with its hind legs and begins to feed. When the anal parasite reproduces, "KISS your ASS goodbye" Thousands of small larva-like babies will begin to reproduce and eat at a rapid rate until the host has become deceased. It's an awful sight as thousands of these gnat sized parasites pour out of the body in thier adult forms.
http://www.coroflot.com/user_files/individual_files/38691_j9nZnUQy_rgR6IOJcVeAOLrcB.jpg

PS: I know what the larva look like- no need to bring it up lol

[Poke]

EDIT: Sketch removed.

I was mistaken about the intent of this thread. Sorry to be a disturbance.

Poke

[Fozzybar]

Nice try, Poke...but this entry won't make it to the poll-thread...i already said it many times...the rules are not set for fun, it's for having a nice standard of entries...

[davi]

god i hope i make the cut

[Form]

couldnt come up with a single original idea.

i fold :)

[Arri.]

This specimen is in his adolescence moment, near to abandon his host. It will use feces to find a new host; causeing to the new victim with a chronic disease.

I was more time writing >:{ the replay than painting..ufff.Sorry for my english :S

http://img240.exs.cx/img240/4629/parasite4nn.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Baaaah!]

http://www.jamessinton.plus.com/paul_sinton_work_page/images/speed_painting/creature_03.jpg

Aquatica Anallius Lodgius

Also so known as the 'SkinnyDippers Surprise'. A water bourn parasite that gains access to the human body via the annus :$. Once inside it claws its way up the annal passage till it reaches the connection point to the bowel. It then lodges itself in the pipe using the spines down the sides of its body, with its head protruding inside the bowel. It then collects lumps of plop using the arms situated on top of its head and slowly consumes them via the tendrils located in the mouth region. Waste materials are ejected through pipes at the base of the body.

[Thestral]

I was more time writing >:{ the replay than painting..ufff.Sorry for my english :S



¡Su inglés está muy bien y sus ilustraciones son excelentes! Estoy muy alegre que usted ha ensamblado el C.O.W. :^^:

[Arri.]

Thanks a lot for your kind words Thestral and for the effort on writing in spanish. I really appreciate it :teeth:

[Matt Dixon]

http://www.vortex.plus.com/COW03.jpg

Unlike many anal parasites mentioned here, the 'Sewer Vampire' does not feed on the host's excrement, nor does it pose any serious health risks. This unusual predator makes it's home in large sewers, and feeds by sending it's long proboscis along small waste pipes fed by domestic toilets where the 'mouth' ( sometimes known as the 'strawberry' ) rests out of sight in the U-bend. When the toilet is in use, the strawberry is quickly inserted through the host's relaxed sphincter, and a hollow barb is released which punctures the wall of the anus allowing the creature to suck blood from the victim. Though quite invasive, the feeding process is usually unnoticed by the host as the strawberry is studded with glands which secrete a powerful contact anaesthetic. Interestingly, a side-effect of the strawberry's secretions is to produce a sensation of mild euphoria and well-being in the host, meaning that the brief feeding cycle is rarely interrupted and may go some way to explain why some humans seem to enjoy long periods sitting idle in the bathroom.

The creature's tastes seem to be quite discerning, and it will often revisit a host which it finds palatable many times - it is estimated that most of us will experience a 'relationship' of this kind with this strange animal at least once during our lifetimes.

[leckronium]

http://home.comcast.net/~leckronium/onlinestorage/chairasite3.jpg
Hi everyone! It's been a few years since I've posted on these forums but a friend got me interested again and I'm now starting to get into working digitally. This forum seems like a really good place to practice what you have learned. It's also a good place to warn you about a parasite I've heard of. Although I don't think it's called a parasite but a chairasite. No one really knows for sure what one looks like since no one has ever lived to tell about an encounter with one. I illustrated for you what I know based on myths and stories handed down from generations. The "chairasites" actually form a creature known to take on the form of a very comfortable chair in its adult form. A weary individual, looking for a place of rest, cannot resist the urge to sit on its very generous offering. Once the individual sits they break what is actually the egg sac on the creatures back. The tentacles hanging from the horns attach to the victim and prevent them from escaping.The larvae then enter the individual through the posterior and proceed to digest everything from the inside out. The adult chairasite then sheds its victim to wander off to die having fulfilled its purpose in life and leave its offspring a chance for survival., This cycle is very quick and unavoidable if one does not know what to look out for. The only advice I can give is be careful what you sit on. It eventually could bite you in the arse. Good luck! ;)

[Gaither]

killer header -add the artist name

[Fozzybar]

Gaither:
I am not sure about your entry, Gaither...is it fun or serious? I can't see any special approach for this topic?

[Leion]

Man! so many great posts here! Dixon I would love to see a coloring
tutorial from you. Just to see what kinda brushes and materials you
use in Painter. And your approach to color mixing as well. Your stuff
is Macular!

This is probably my third attempt to create something in Painter (Got
it four days ago), I don't know what to say other than I'm sorry you
had to see this. (Hope this one isn't over the line Fozzy... with the..
um.. environment and all..)

http://home.swipnet.se/h-leion/CA/anal-creature.jpg
Rectumus Geliatus: The specimen on this picture probably wont make
it. The Rectumus Geliatus, or Bungworm as it's commonly called,
normally dwells in the warm waters of the rivers and springs in Southern
Africa and normally chooses larger water-animals as hosts, such as
hippos or Crocs.
Humans carrying Bungworms is very unusual, but my guess is that
this man spent a lil too long in the swimming around on his last safari
trip.

The Bungworm mother can spray up to 800 eggs into one single host.
However only one of the larvas survives by eating it's siblings.

The one depicted here is in it's final stage. As it leaves it's first nest
to join the water it swells up to almost ten times it's previous size,
both to maintain the heat and to look more intimidating.

[Hanuka]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/hanuka/cow_parasite__.jpg

Endoparasitos Godzillum (couldnt come up with anything more stupid)

Named after his first known host, this parasite descends from early shrimp-like lifeforms and lives in open waters. It is of microscopic size and usually gets swallowed with sea-water by animals and swimmers.

Its resistent exoskeleton can be shut completely and thus protects this little fellow from stomach acid. It ends up in your guts/anus, where it nourishes from things you don't want to hear about. Really.

4 hrs. - Pencil/OpenCanvas 2

[fungi]

http://www.misterfungi.com/sketches/analparasite.jpg

this sucker lies in wait on beaches near human inhabited areas, buried a few feet below the surface of the sand. feeling the vibrations of a human passerby above, it blasts from its hole and into the unsuspecting humans anus using its gas filled sack at its centre. once inside it digs its claws into the anus wall and sends its slime covered tendrals through the body of its host where they drain nutrients and send them back to its body. the host eventually dies of a combination of starvation, excessive blood loss and a compacted bowel. the parasite remains inside the decomposing corpse and takes full advantage of the nutrient filled flesh. it eventually slithers from the corpse and attempts to make it back to a sandy area, rolling on its side using its tendrals to pull itself along. this species has decreased emmensly since the invention of pants and has been forced to pray on other large unclothed creatures such as cattle and sealions.

[Zafio]

Polylumbricus Vampyrus™
It's a parasite which takes big aquatic mammals as host, it manages to get in along host's prey and goes through the digestive system to the extretory system. It pinch any "wall" with its main needle, and then, with his multiple tentacles, starts sucking blood from the host and eating feces (yes, multitasking!) as a nutritive complement in order to engender healthy breed. Young specimens will leave the host in search of a new one because it is a very territorial race. Mature specimens won't share a host either. </cheesy description>

http://photobucket.com/albums/v162/zafio/forum/cow/jull_cow_003.jpg

[Leion]

Hanuka, your piece is just beautiful! I love the colors and the line works!

[Baaaah!]

Hanuka - You got a website? I'd like to see a few more of your pictures.

Fungi - excellent pic man.

[Hanuka]

thanks a lot for the kind words. im quite happy with how this turned out - better than most of what ive done so far. i currently dont have a website, but as soon as i got my current portfolio done, i will launch one. thanks for the interest - it's always motivating :bashful:

intriguing stuff by everyone so far.

that chair-idea is awesome, leckronium!
beautiful work, jull. streamlined and structured, yet organic. good "pose" ... it looks absolutely convincing.
same to be said about yours, prom. that thing freaked me out.

fun stuff, ack - literally made me laugh out loud :)


sorry to everyone im not commenting on, ill try to do so, later on :)

[BIG BRUTICUS]

This parasite is a cybernetic life-form created by corporations for marketing purposes. It's placed within food stuffs in its compact dormant form. Once ingested it expands in the lower intestines and roots through our waste to catalogue the food we eat and compile data to be sent to the corporations R&D department. The parasite also has defensive capabilities to dispatch other marketing parasites it comes in contact with.
http://tinypic.com/1qldlt

[Hanuka]

This parasite is a cybernetic life-form created by corporations for marketing purposes. It's placed within food stuffs in its compact dormant form. Once ingested it expands in the lower intestines and roots through our waste to catalogue the food we eat and compile data to be sent to the corporations R&D department. The parasite also has defensive capabilities to dispatch other marketing parasites it comes in contact with.


wow! that's a crazy original concept :) and sadly so close to reality... :perv:

[VizualByte]

big bruticus - very original concept! nice renderings too

[Form]

BB: Impressed

[Scarn]

Sigh... I worked really hard on this one... but after seeing others, I'm kinda imbarrased.. :S
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Scarn/AP.jpg

[Fozzybar]

BIG BRUTICUS:
Very cool concept there you have...though is a cybernetic life-form a creature? Hmmm....i guess it is somehow :)

Can you post a larger version of your image please? It's kinda small...

[Fozzybar]

This is peynindi assus, a really nasty parasite, which is living in the anus of humans and animals...they don't know much about this lil' critter, since they just found a few individuals yet...

Some scientist are of the opinion that this creatures juvenile form looks like a condom and it is the result of genetic experiments by fundamental believers...who spread this "condoms" on to the market to punish the godless infidels which are scorning the word of god by using condoms...

Then again the majority of science believes that the creatures shape is perfectly adapted to its purpose of a parasitic living in the anus...a victory of evolution and nature...

So this recent fond of science - peynindi assus - is the latest example of human-being split into two parties...religion and science...


http://www.kidomatix.com/ca/cow/cow_ap_fozzybar3.jpg

[leckronium]

Wow! There are so many good entries this time. I hope this thread gets more popular as the weeks go by. It's cool to see so many different ideas come from one topic all together.

Hanuka - Thanks for the compliment, I hope theres more to come.

Big Bruticus - You don't work for any corporations do you? haha...just kidding... I could see corporations getting word of this thread and instantly having a meeting to find out whether or not this could actually be done. Good job though!

[Xpose]

All these entrys are alot better than the ones in the other thread! I can't wait to see what the next one will bring.

[Ostrander]

Man, the competition is tough in here, there are so many unique and amazing ideas. Really crazy stuff and well executed to boot. I can't wait to see the kinds of things people come up with in the weeks to come. If the topic of "anal parasites" is any indication I can't wait to see whats next. Fozzy's gonna have a monster of a thread with this C.O.W series. Hats off to Fozzy!

[brokk]

You guys made me afraid to go the bathroom today.

[Fozzybar]

Man, the competition is tough in here, there are so many unique and amazing ideas. Really crazy stuff and well executed to boot. I can't wait to see the kinds of things people come up with in the weeks to come. If the topic of "anal parasites" is any indication I can't wait to see whats next. Fozzy's gonna have a monster of a thread with this C.O.W series. Hats off to Fozzy!

Thanx Gloklund...the key will be a certain quality standard of entries...i will turn my attention to this point...*fozzycop-ready-for-duty*

[NecroNet]

wow I must say that this is among the most disturbing stuff i've seen on this forum.
And I looove it. Truely an inspiration to watch

[P E N Ricklund]

Fozzy: Your condom idea is creepy :\ it just looks so... sick.

After this thread i'm gonna look twice in the toilett :nohope:

[davi]

i'm safe, i stopped using the bathroom 2 months ago.

oh god it hurts when i sit

[Fozzybar]

fuck the bathroom read your pm's davi :perv:

[Scarn]

Lol, call me slow, but I just got Fozzies creature's name, peynindi assus, hehehe ...sigh. :zzz:

[leckronium]

Scarn haha....I came to the same realization when I was looking at it today. Except I didn't want to be labeled as slow, so I didn't say anything. doh! :nohope:

[arteric]

The Vermis Undisonus, or Surge Worm, has been nicknamed the “Puppeteer Parasite” by the scientific community due to the unique nature of it’s parasitic invasion. It’s enormous size at adulthood (larger specimens have reached 25 feet in length and a weight of nearly 1 ton) make it one of those rare parasites that remain outside of it’s host during the feeding cycle. The Surge Worm has no developed digestive system of its own, and has evolved an interesting way of getting it’s food supply. The worm has three elongated upper appendages that invade a host through the rectum. Over a period of 24 to 48 hours, the worm not only infiltrates the full length of the digestive tract, it also extends a secondary tubular feeler that embeds into the hosts spinal column. Through thousands of small synaptic tentacles, the “Puppeteer” takes over control of the hosts nervous system. While not capable of absolute control, the “Puppeteer” can manipulate all major appendages as well as the chewing and swallowing functions of it’s various hosts, and render them unable to resist or attempt escape. It can then force the host to ingest food which it absorbs after the material has been digested by it’s new “external stomach”. The Surge Worm can live off an individual host for varying lengths of time depending on it’s size and capacity for food consumption.

One recorded case of human contact involves German biologist Otto Weldkampt. In August of 1989, Mr. Weldkampt disappeared from a survey team exploring a remote Central American mountain range. Ten months later, and 60 miles away, construction workers digging the foundation on a new resort uncovered a Surge Worm’s lair, and found Mr. Weldkampt in the “Puppeteer’s” grip being used as a host. The workers killed the creature and rushed the biologist to a medical facility where he passed away forty-eight hours later due to massive internal injuries, extreme malnutrition and dehydration. Before his passing, a translator speaking to Mr. Weldkampt was able to determine that he had spent the full 10 months in the Surge Worm’s grip. Although unable to control his own body, he was completely aware during the entire infestation. An experience that had not only left him physically devastated, but completely insane as well.

http://tinypic.com/1r5dty

[Fozzybar]

Scarn, Leckronium:
;)

arteric:
Haha...Very nice concept...i LOVE the second part of your description...this way you get an authentic feeling of the concept...poor Otto... :nohope: :confident

[arteric]

Thanks Fozzy.... seeing as how I've liked your COW entries so far, I really appreciate that.

I figured we can sypathize with Otto. There is a little Otto in all of us, and a WHOLE LOT of Surge Worm in Otto..... GHAAA!


-Eric

[Fozzybar]

There is a little Otto in all of us, and a WHOLE LOT of Surge Worm in Otto..... GHAAA!

:D :D :perv:

[Pantmonger]

http://www.pantmonger.com/concept/barb_fish_cow_02.jpg

Plated barb fish

The 'Plated barb fish' also known as the 'Hook head' is a small parasite, about the size of an infants finger, that makes its home in the human bowel. Here it swims up and down stream as if lead by whimsy and the currents until is finds a suitable area rich in nutrients and where blood flow is near the surface. Once this area is discovered it imbeds its head into the lining of the bowel wall, hooking itself in place so it can not be easily dislodged. Its barb causes the subject to bleed mildly and suffer minor spasms and contractions due to the irritant in the bowl wall, this stirs things up a bit and allows the parasite to ‘sit back’ and absorb the rich flow through the exposed osmotic membrane on the back of its head.

Pantmonger

[Fahm]

Arteric: Ouch, that looks painful ><

As well as the rest of them. Great job so far, guys!

[Bretton]

heres mine, didnt really get to finish but, i dont have any more time to work on it this week. Done in OC

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/bretton/analparasite.jpg

[Stitchface]

I only spent a couple of hours on this one, not quite finished but I have to sleep now so its done, great work here everyone.
The Concept:

'Tyranus Nitidus Rectis'(slang term- "Flower[ing] Butt Worm": Recently discovered on the second moon of Migos4 of the
Phalactus System. Discovered in cave-like rock formations, by colonists surveying the moon. Slime fungus would feed on the minerals in the caves and would excrete an acid like waste, which in turn would errode a complex laticework of tunnels similar to swiss cheese. The fungus would then build up on the inside of these tunnels to form a soft narrow tissue-like lining similar to certain features of the human anatomy. The worms live in the tunnels feeding on the fungus and other food sources found in the intestine-like tunnels. Since the conditions were similar to our colons, they quickly adapted to the new hosts[us]. They reproduce by a form of air born, spore-like eggs that float along until being lodged in soft moist substances with the right conditions. We believe that the first humans to be infected either inhaled them or drank water contaminated with them. They mature rapidly, starting out male then change to female at the end of their life cycle. They can easily be treated when in the immature male satges but must be removed surgically when matured to female (spawning) stage. When ready to spawn the female opens up like a flower, with a proboscus needle in the center, with an eggsac on the end, spewing forth thousands of eggs. The average size of a mature female is arround 9-12 inches in length, with largest known case being 27 inches in length. The head is actually the red squid shaped end while the flower is on the rear of the parasite, which protrudes from the hosts anus looking like a flower blooming.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Stitchface/Sketchbook/SF_cow_03.jpg

[jett]

arteric, for a second you scared the shit out of me, i didn't read the first pg or anything so i thought you were serious. :nohope:

very interesting concept.. indeed

[Fozzybar]

Bretton...if you have time work on the entry and the concept...i won't take your image to the poll in this state...i KNOW your skills, they are (really) much better than this ;) :perv:

[Bretton]

No problem Fozzy, I will try hard to do better next time. Sorry, i just ran out of time this week.

edit: i found a little bit of time to work on it today (not much, just about 30 minutes) hopefully it can now make the cut?

[Fozzybar]

Ok allright then...i am glad you understand that i do this for the sake of this activity... ;)

[vigostar]

The Anus Asperatusphlyius is one of the most common parasites known to man. Commonly known as the "Super Size Me" parasite. This parasite is created when cholesterol build-up is formed by eating most fast foods or heavily enduced cholesterol foods. The parasite makes its home in the intestinal system and creates a blockage which makes humans fat, sloppy, and very constipated. It is not known how this parasite mutated into it's now known form. What is known is that it hates fiber thus, by eating a high fiber diet can be destroyed. So, remember the next time you enter McDonalds and want to order those super sized fries.... You have a friend just waiting to be born!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/vigostar/AnalParasite.jpg

[P E N Ricklund]

vigostar: Really like your description of Anus Asperatusphlyius.
I will think twice before eating on McDonalds again :(

This thread is getting dangerous >:{

[vigostar]

thanx man.. Scary thing is, is that usually, I have to work hard at creating things.. This one was very quickly.... EeriE!

[Fozzybar]

thread closed...

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http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showthread.php?t=39034