Silly Story

[Krigbrann]

So there I was in the painting room at school, writing "I PUNCH BABIES WITH MY COLLEGE DEGREE"
just to be a smart ass to my professor who's having class there in the morning (it's part of a running joke), and suddenly the Head of the Art department (the big cheese, the numero uno) walks in, this old nun-ish lady. I'm standing there with the chalk in my hand mid-sentence with the words

"I PUNCH BABIES"

in front of me. She's completely devoid of humor so I don't expect her to think anythings funny about it. We stare at each other for about 10 seconds and she finally says "You don't punch babies do you?"
I say "No."
She say's "Ok."

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[Peter Coene]

Should have said "sure, why not?"

[skullsquid]

You sound like my ex, do not want.

[Peter Coene]

what? why?

[skullsquid]

Not you foolish Peter, aren't you supposed to be working?

[Brushcommander]

she finally says "You don't punch babies do you?"
"No! I must kill the babies" he shouted
The lady said "No, Krigbrann. You are the babies"
And then Krigbrann was a baby.

[fionkell]

and then they all went out for ice cream

[Sady]

Could have been worse, she could have seen it a few seconds later...

I PUNCH BABIES WITH MY C

8x

[Jazz]

Heh...Krigbrann, you might wanna start from the end next time. ;) I do feel for ya...that moment feels so weird. o_O

[Bowlin]

No, no, it's going to say...

"I punch babies haters"

or

"I punch babies punch cards?"

or

"I punch babies instead of nun-ish ladies"